The Gratuitous Rush Limbaugh Complimenting Thread

[baldguy]

....no, I can't think of one either.

[Blue-Jay]

1. His ties are very...um....

No. They suck too.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. :chirp: :chirp:

[wryter2000]

3. To quote Paul Hackett

"fat-assed drug addict." With apologies to other chubby drug addicts.

[baldguy]

5. That's a compliment?

[wryter2000]

10. That's about the nicest thing to say about him I can think of

:evilgrin:

[4_Legs_Good]

4. I learned of DU through Rush!!!

That's the only positive thing I can think of. A co-worker ditto-dumbass was arguing something that Rush had said and he mentioned that Rush mentioned DU as "the far left of the flat earth" or something similar.

david

[dhinojosa]

11. "the far left of the flat earth"

hahah. beautiful!

[Shoeempress]

6. He can consume more oxycontin than anyone I can think of.

The only one I can think of.

[SoDesuKa]

7. Er, Um, Ah . . .

Rush is a pretty sneaky crook.

All right, not everybody would agree that this is a compliment, but some people might admire how long he got away with it.

[punpirate]

8. He's got great taste in...

... wives. :smirk:

[tridim]

9. He's good at hiding his junk habit

and he's good at staying out of prison for offenses that would put a normal person in prison within days.

[dhinojosa]

12. Hmmm. no....

no...not that either....

[BOSSHOG]

13. He knows how to get out of a War

[Grillydad]

14. Hypocrisy is hard werk

Telling lies like a whore in a confessional ain't child's play. You've got to really want to. So, he's committed to evil... and kissing republican fanny... and pills ... He's committed to everything but placing appropriate responsibility...

Aw, hell I can't do it either (and I'm a criminal defense lawyer.)

[Merrick]

15. He eats hot fudge sundaes and shits vicodin

I might not like him, but I have to admit being jealous of this fact.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

16. One time I was in an Oxycontin eating contest with him,

he kicked my ass. He is very good at ingesting lethal amounts of "legal" drugs.

Now I'm going to go shower.

[emulatorloo]

17. He's a Terrific Liar and does a wonderful Dramatic Reading of Rove's

Daily Blast Fax!

[Guaranteed]

18. Uhhh...he's large?

:P

[Initech]

19. He's good at being a hypocritical douchebag!

30 oxycontin a day? Does anyone here know how fucking HIGH that is?

[MyUncle]

21. He states the case of the right quite articulately.

Which does a great job of motivating and mobilizing us here.

Thanks Rush.

[Ilsa]

20. I heard he's good at stashing

potato chips around the cushions of the TV sofa. Always handy.

[Aristus]

22. Rush, my man,

every Sumo wrestler in the world wants to be you!










No, wait. they have to be clean, don't they? Physically, morally and spiritually.


So...um...I guess not.

[Autumn]

23. Hummmm

Nope,got nothing.