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Wed Aug-10-05 06:26 PM
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"I can drink rum all night & not get sick", said Becky right before she |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:27 PM
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:28 PM
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3. wow, it's like you were there |
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but she did get her hand stuck up that elephant's ass and got drug a few blocks first.
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:28 PM
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2. collapsed in a pool of her own urine and vomit. |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:29 PM
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4. oh, you KNOW Becky huh? |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:31 PM
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5. So, how is the Beckster? |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:31 PM
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6. passed out into the clam dip. |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:32 PM
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7. ....vomited while singing her Sorority song. |
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It was a rendition of the song that not many of her sorority sisters had heard before.
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:32 PM
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8. turned green, put her hand over her mouth to hold back her rising gorge... |
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and turned her head to one side to let fly with a high-pressure jet of slightly used alcohol and half-digested chunks of her dinner, that splashed on the wall like a Jackson Pollock painting in brown, yellow and bile-green.
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:38 PM
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to this day over quiet campfires they recall in hushed, reverent tones the night of the horrible chain reaction puke fest that went around the room like some wet, putrid nightmare tsunami of disgust in the wake of becky's original fetid spewage.
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:33 PM
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9. popped open a can of Coca-Cola. |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:37 PM
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10. Set herself on fire, not realizing that 151 breath and smoking |
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:43 PM
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12. she ripped off her wig & screamed 'Becky's dead, & I am Raul Jimenez! |
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and the gaunt figure leaped out the window into the stygian night, never to be seen again around these parts.
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Wed Aug-10-05 06:46 PM
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13. That Raul's a card, ain't he? |
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Always up to these wacky antics...
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