If you are posting on DU right now, that means you are not with Cindy

[StopTheMorans]

in Texas, which means you are a heartless, soulless, worthless piece of shit, and you are a republican to boot. you ought to be ashamed of yourself *shakes head*

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Exactly right, StM.

You caught me.

[StopTheMorans]

4. another freeper outed by STM

SNAP!

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Actually, I am hard at work in GD and GD:P

banning trolls.

Hey, someone has to do it.

[StopTheMorans]

ahhhh, it's all so clear now: become a mod in order to appear to be

a democrat, and then ban other democrats in GD and GD:P. methinks we've got a wily one on our hands here...

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Drat. You are on to me.

I did get a live one in GD though, and had fun doing it.

[StopTheMorans]

38. good cover freeper, good cover

[sniffa]

2. it's raining at camp casey

[StopTheMorans]

6. is that because God is sad?

:shrug:

[progmom]

3. i am ashamed of myself for many reasons

:shakes head:

[StopTheMorans]

7. there you go again *shakes head*

[progmom]

post post post

i hate myself

[StopTheMorans]

11. Cindy would be ashamed of you right now

[Renew Deal]

5. That and

I am at work. ;)

[StopTheMorans]

9. do you work for Karl Rove?

fascist...

[Renew Deal]

59. I let Jeff Gannon into the White House.

I am not to be fucked with.

[StopTheMorans]

62. silly freeper

[AngryAmish]

89. unless you are gannon

then you can fuck with...

[WeRQ4U]

10. You probably work for the devil party

Freeper.

[StopTheMorans]

12. that's the idea; out em for the Cindy!

:thumbsup:

[MadHound]

13. Excuuuuse me?!

Are you serious? Hate to tell you this, but many many of us just can't drop our lives and rush off to Crawford. Considerations of money, time, jobs, familys and other obligations mean that we can't go. Besides, have you ever thought that some of us are busy working the anti-war angle here in our own towns? Hell, I've got the bi-weekly peace rally to help out with, among many other things.

I sincerely hope that you are being sarcastic with this post, otherwise you've just pissed off a lot of very good people here.

[StopTheMorans]

14. i didn't know that republicans had bi-weekly peace rallies?

:shrug:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. hahahaha

nt

[name not needed]

33. Why are you not in the ditch with Cindy?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

37. HEY

I HAD A PETA RALLY TO NOT GO TO, I WAS BUSY OK?

[name not needed]

63. That's no excuse.

You can always get naked and sit in a cage, but this is more important.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

88. Going to that is more important than getting naked?

I think not!

[MadHound]

29. Sorry, sarcasm impaired today,

And having a really shitty day on top of it all.

[nookiemonster]

Have satire?

eom

[progmom]

15. he's being sarcastic

:)

really, it's ok.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. He's being a smartass...it's the lounge :)

[WeRQ4U]

19. Excuses Excuses.

The time for action is now. All other so-called anti-war "angles" are mere facade. If you are not in Crawford, you are worthless.

Signed - Man in North Dakota

[fudge stripe cookays]

21. It's a joke, dear.

He's burning the jerks who keep throwing accusations around to those of us who aren't in Crawford.

Relax.

FSC

[Deep13]

22. I think they are being sarcastic.

Anyway, even apart from the job that I cannot simply leave willy-nilly, there are better ways to promote progressive causes nearer to home. Did you know that permafrost in Russia is melting? When it does, it will release billions of tons of methane into the air. Methane is a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2.

[StopTheMorans]

27. is the permafrost going to Texas? If not, then it is Republican frost.

[Deep13]

82. Damn!

x(

[Zuni]

50. if you have time to log on, you have time to support Cindy

[I Have A Dream]

115. I think that the person is kidding. n/t

[booley]

17. Or it could mean...

that I am working, have things and peopel to take care of here and have no money.

But hey, if you want to give me a few thousand so I can take off to got o crawford without worrying about my busines going under or being evicted I will happily go down.

Why are you so greedy, self centered, prejudiced, ignorant and hypocritical STM? Awfully Freeperish of you, isn't it?

[WeRQ4U]

24. Defensiveness is a sign of repblicanism.

[StopTheMorans]

35. coming from a true patriot

:patriot: sing it with me! "and i'm proud to be an american, where at least I know I can go to hang out with Cindy, unless i'm an ignorant freeper moran, in which case i'll post on DU"

[crispini]

81. ROFL!

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya: Morans!

[StopTheMorans]

84. back atcha freeper!

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[WeRQ4U]

90. All together now.

"And I won't, forget, the men who died,.... but I sure as hell won't go and console their greiving mothers, instead I'll just sit on my ass"

To Gitmo with all of you lazy Freepers.

[StopTheMorans]

95. that brought a tear to my eye; that is some fine freeper-hating there

:cry:

[fudge stripe cookays]

26. See posts...

15, 16, and 19. It's a joke.

There are others who have been doing this for REAL.
FSC

[StopTheMorans]

32. no, I'm posting from Texas right now on my wireless. Really, i am

*dons cowboy hat* i just had some bar-b-q for lunch, heard "foggy mountain breakdown" and "all my exs live in texas" and saw a mechanical bull (yet didn't ride it because i don't believe in the subjugation of mechanical animals). alright, yes, you've got me: it was tenant appreciation day at the office park where i work, and it's in Massachusetts to boot; I'm such a fucking freeper :cry:

[XNASA]

18. I may be a heartless, souless, worthless piece of shit.......

.... but that doesn't automatically make me a republican.

Besides, I spent a great deal of time living in Texas, and I have no desire to return anytime soon.

Why do I feel so ashamed? Why!?!? :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

39. because you are a republican-in-denial, that is why

[nookiemonster]

23. Uh, it's sarcasm.

:eyes:

[kick-ass-bob]

25. Eh - fuck off. I'm just sitting here

listening to my mix of Van Halen (with DLR, of course), U2, and Oasis!

w00t!!

[StopTheMorans]

40. that sounds like quite the Republican mix of music; Cindy would

not approve *tsk tsk*

[NaturalHigh]

30. I just woke up.

Since half the day is over, I probably won't make it to Texas today.

[StopTheMorans]

41. eh, you still have enough time left in the day to go gas up your H2 with

the last of your tax cuts and run over some little old ladies on your way to go treat some animals poorly...

[NaturalHigh]

54. I really don't have the energy today.

Instead, I think I will just watch Fox news while lighting cigars with $100 bills. Of course, I will probably also eat some food that isn't organic while wasting electricity running my air conditioner.

[StopTheMorans]

57. living on the cheap hey?

[ronnykmarshall]

31. Well, um ..... I .... but ....... you know ...

I sent money ....... get off my back, you Tom Cruise basher!!

[StopTheMorans]

43. let's not confuse the issue here, i bet you sent that check to the

log-cabin republicans you scoundrel!

[ghostsofgiants]

34. What, oh what can I do to regain my progressive credentials?

[StopTheMorans]

44. to Texas!

[Reverend_Smitty]

36. I would go but I'm too busy watching the baby panda

and I don't have a wireless connection...I have priorities don't you know!

[StopTheMorans]

45. well, it looks like being an evil, soulless, heartless Republican is #1

on your list of priorities

[Reverend_Smitty]

53. So it is...

Who am I and what am I doing here?:P

[ret5hd]

42. no, really it means i have a bad case of flu...

for a description of the hacking, dizziness, and diarhea, just pm me your addy and i'll try to come over while i'm still infectious.

[StopTheMorans]

47. i'm in Texas with Cindy, and i don't think she'd appreciate that tone

*shakes head*

[VelmaD]

46. Thanks for making me feel even worse...

about the fact that I couldn't get out of work today to go. *sigh*

[StopTheMorans]

55. you're welcome; it's a tough business oppressing people all day and

making more money for you and your fat-cat friends, isn't it?

[VelmaD]

66. Oh please...

I'm an over-worked, under-paid state employee.

[StopTheMorans]

67. did they take away your leaning shovel this year?

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

68. Yup...got tired of me...

hitting people upside the head with it. :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

69. sounds suspiciously like Republican activity to me

practice random acts of kindness, and senseless acts of beauty, my sister

[VelmaD]

75. Well, it would be easier...

if my co-workers weren't idjits and some people who say they're my friends weren't being all flaky.

[StopTheMorans]

76. they should try a strong dandruff shampoo; that ought to clear it up

[matcom]

48. yeah but I'm dating all the WIVES of the MEN who ARE down there

:D

line 'em up ladies! :bounce:

[name not needed]

51. You're an anti-feminist pig.

[matcom]

52. well, your HALF right

*oink*

[StopTheMorans]

58. i didn't know that they had carbon-dating for humans now

the things you learn on DU

[matcom]

61. its experimental technology

the only way to be successful is to get them from the "inside" :D

[StopTheMorans]

64. .

:spray:

[name not needed]

49. You know, the Nazis made the Jews stand in the ditch.

Just to make sure all of you not with Cindy know where you stand...

[Zuni]

56. exactly

First they came for Cindy, and I did nothing because I wasn't in texas...

YOU KNOW HOW THIS STORY GOES

[StopTheMorans]

65. I think that I just saw Cindy appear in an ear of corn from my company

bbq, and she was saying "Zuni is a true patriot; tell the masses."

[Zuni]

71. Thanks Cindy

I heard she appeared to a crowd of youngsters in Chambersburg, pennsylvania

[StopTheMorans]

73. that sounds just like Cindy; always trying, but she can't do everything

on her own. come on people, to Texas straighaway! Vamanos!

[StopTheMorans]

60. if Cindy is ever president, i'm sure there will be a position in her

cabinet with your name on it :patriot:

[crispini]

86. Best. Godwin. Ever!

Beautiful! :cry:

[Initech]

70. Sorry, cant afford the $600 plane fares.

I really, seriously want to go to Crawford this weekend but damn airlines!

[StopTheMorans]

72. last i heard, noone was stopping you from walking...

[WeRQ4U]

94. Or Motorcycle.

60 Miles to the gallon. Screw Sturgis..........Crawford or BUST!!!

[Initech]

100. I DO have a car...

How long would it take me to get to Crawford from Ontario, CA?

[StopTheMorans]

105. if you start driving now, maybe a few days

hop to it; Cindy is depending on YOU!

[WeRQ4U]

118. It's closer than Greenland.......

Tsk tsk tsk

[terrya]

74. I have a job.

I know I'm evil and monsterous for not going down to Texas, but there's this thing I'm involved in called a "job" that I've grown fond of, to be honest.

Terry, the evil money hungry capitalist tool.

[StopTheMorans]

78. sounds about right. not in texas? check. fond of job? check.

Republican? check. Cindy would not be proud...

[terrya]

83. I know. I hate myself right now...

:cry:

[StopTheMorans]

85. as you should every minute until you set foot in Texas to be with Cindy

[terrya]

92. Our Moses is down there, so that's sufficient.

The one with the problem of the fireants.

I think of him, sometimes, as Moses ascending the mountain, receiving the tablets from God.

Biblical, you know?

[StopTheMorans]

96. wasn't Moses a teetotaler, at least in comparison?

:shrug:

[terrya]

103. Yes, I do believe he was, actually.

You're correct.

Perhaps that wasn't a truly accurate comparison, then.

[StopTheMorans]

106. indeed

[Heidi]

77. Thanks for calling, Mom. (nt)

[StopTheMorans]

79. no problem; I call her every day

[Heidi]

80. Kiss-up. (nt)

[StopTheMorans]

87. to start with, yes

[Heidi]

128. You're the daughter my mother always wanted . . .

even if you're a guy. :rofl:

[jpgray]

91. I can't believe this isn't on the greatest page yet

:D

:thumbsup:

[StopTheMorans]

104. probably because only freepers have been frequenting the thread

[LastKnight]

93. no, it means im

a few hundred miles away.

[WeRQ4U]

97. Lance Armstrong bikes nearly 1000 miles per day and you can't do 300?

What the hell is wrong with you. Case of the Repub this morning?

[LastKnight]

99. nope

guess im a fascist.

[StopTheMorans]

107. and a freeper to boot; i'm sure that Cindy's ancestors (the ones who

aren't saints or Bodhisattva's, anyway) are rolling over in their graves at your lack of compassion in this situation.

[Zuni]

98. nominated

Cindy would be proud of you!

[Schema Thing]

101. I'm fighting the cultural war here at home

[StopTheMorans]

108. unless home is Crawford, Texas, that simply isn't good enough

what would Cindy do if she were in your shoes? she would go to Crawford, Texas, that is what. Do you think that you're better than Cindy?

[bicentennial_baby]

102. I'm in Paris, I have an excuse

Besides, I've vowed never to step foot in Texas, if possible...except maybe Austin. Do they have an airport? That way I can just fly in and out.. :P

[StopTheMorans]

110. yes, they do. now get flying

i thought that freepers didn't like france :shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

112. ooooh, you're baaaaad

i'm so radical, it hurts :P i eat fweepers for breakfast...they taste awful, but they're full of iron :D

[StopTheMorans]

114. yes, i bet that they encourage cannibalism in france

those cheese-eating surrender monkeys have no morals

[NaturalHigh]

109. I can't make it right now...

I save up my one trip to Texas each year just in case I want to go to the OU - Texas game. There is no way I'm going to Crawford (which is where, exactly?) in this miserable heat. Okay, yes, I know, because I don't immediately pack up a VW van and go to camp out with Cindy, I'm a repub. I'm going to surf over to Fox news now.

[StopTheMorans]

111. why don't you spend the time in your Ronald Reagan room shrine

instead :shrug:

[NaturalHigh]

113. Where do you think I'm posting from?

Duh!

[holboz]

116. Just like most Freepers aren't in Iraq, I guess.

What's next? We start with the cheap made-in-China magnetic ribbons that say, "Support our Cindy"? Well, that's what Freeps would do.

I can't go but my cash is on the way. :)

GO CINDY, GO!!!!

[WeRQ4U]

119. She doesn't need your money, she wants your voice..........

You're either with her or against her. I've chosen my side, you've obviously chosen yours.

[greatauntoftriplets]

117. I'd be on my way but....

I know I would never make it past Oklahoma City. I'd better stop there or this will turn into a sex thread.

:D

[StopTheMorans]

122. Cindy doesn't want sex threads; she wants you in Crawford

[greatauntoftriplets]

125. Well, she can't have me, damnit!!!!

I'm taken.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

120. I actually have a life and could less than a damn care about the ...

whole thing ... yeah I know this is a joke thread but still damn . The entire thing looks like a casting for a Coca Cola commercial .

[StopTheMorans]

123. freerepublic is -----------------------> that way

[DS1]

121. Shut Up! That's not TRUE! I'm on the phone with Bono RIGHT NOW

trying to get him to put on a free concert!

[StopTheMorans]

124. are you on the phone from texas? and is bono in texas? and, more

importantly; is Texas big enough to hold a mirror big enough for Bono to do his preening in?

[Texasgal]

126. Do I get immunity?

I don't like Hippies and I think that Tom Cruise is a dick!

Immunity please? :P

[StopTheMorans]

129. Cindy just spoke to me from a manilla folder on my desk, and she has

granted you temporary immunity.

[matcom]

127. actually that is Cindy's twin sister down there

Cindy is here with me, darning socks