chaska
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:18 PM
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Tips and pointers for living: |
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This tip comes to us from Los Angeles.
Never spill or empty the unused portion from your soft drink can in a parking lot or pedestrian area during the summer months. Due to the fact that it almost never rains at this time of the year you are guaranteed a sticky mess for months on end, and this makes for unpleasant walking.
What tips or pointers unique to your locale do you have to offer, dear reader?
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:21 PM
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It leads to sticky messes, too.
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AnarchoFreeThinker
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:24 PM
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2. Never invade another country without an exit strategy. |
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:25 PM
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3. Always think for yourself. |
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We don't have to go along with what everyone thinks.
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chaska
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:27 PM
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4. I'm sensing a theme.... |
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Something to do with sticky republicans.
Am I close?
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:28 PM
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5. Never start a land war in Asia |
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Never lend money to a relative.
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:32 PM
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7. Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Thud* (Falls over dead)
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:31 PM
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6. Don't ever try to fight |
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the Russians, French, English, and Americans at the same time.
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:32 PM
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8. Don't take any wooden nickles. Dont' eat too much turkey. |
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When you're hungry, eat. when you're tired, sleep.
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chaska
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:37 PM
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9. All good, but what about bent chopsticks....? |
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Any pointers there?
Is there a way to make them usable? If not, are they repairable? Any good alternative uses for bent chopsticks? I must confess, I'm at a loss.
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