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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:32 PM
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Sex in the snow?
Yes or no?

After tonights ordeal I say, NO!
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4323Lopez Donating Member (307 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:33 PM
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1. Uhhh..
Too Cold.
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darknemus Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:34 PM
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2. I live in South Florida..
Therefore, I dont forsee that happening any time soon.

Ice cubes are always fun, though - then again, so is candle wax. Yes, I'm twisted.

-darknemus
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:34 PM
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3. Details!
Enquiring minds want to know...
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:36 PM
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4. well you don't have to worry about who sleeps in the wet spot
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:47 PM
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11. EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! That is the ONLY thing about sex I don't like, the messiness.
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JackSwift Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 12:33 AM
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19. That and the relatives who come to stay nine months later
and don't leave for 18 or more years.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:37 PM
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5. Snow, rain, heat, wind, the back seat of a 1992 Ford Festiva...
Whatever.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:39 PM
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6. No.
Not unless she's REALLY ready and he's a "minute-man"...
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:46 PM
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10. I hope you aren't a
a "minute man", BJ!
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 09:40 AM
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23. Don't know....
Been a while, probably would be the first time...
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:41 PM
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7. It is chilly...
...not sure I care to repeat.
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ALago1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:43 PM
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8. I would say no
Intense cold = shrinkage = no fun
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:45 PM
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9. Not unless I can be on top!
Otherwise, my butt would get too cold. And, being a gal, I don't really enjoy that particular position all that much so I don't foresee it happening anytime soon. Of course, I'd have to have someone to "get it on" with, and I don't right now.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:48 PM
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12. Ummm, done it...being drunk or stoned helped a lot
the next day was a little tender.
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Jackhammer Jesus Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:52 PM
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13. It all depends
on how drunk you are.

Speaking from experience, after porking in the snow, her butt was blue the next day. Me? I was fine.

:D
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:54 PM
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14. See, that just
proves my point!
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Jackhammer Jesus Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:59 PM
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16. Exactly!
I think they key point in this case is: if you don't feel it now, you'll feel it later. So it's best to just avoid snow-sex.

If you want to be festive, do it under the Christmas Tree.

:D
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 11:56 PM
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15. Ummmmmmmmm......not here, anyway
At least not when it's colder than, say, 30 below. It's really the pits at 50 below. 60 is out of the question.

The ice fog won't let you see who you're gettin' it on with! :P
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salmonhorse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 12:00 AM
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17. Ah, Bullshit L.L.!!!
Vhat'z mit awl dis double entendre fucking crap, huh!

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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 12:01 AM
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18. I COULD HANDLE IT...
being from Minnesota and all, you get used to the weather :evilgrin:
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youngred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 08:20 AM
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20. Yes
but conditions have to be right. I mean EXACTLY right.

You have to be in a semi-sheltered area, has to be right near or on freezing, have a blanket, immediate access to warm beverages and a strong constitution.

But its possibly magical
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 08:43 AM
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21. yes, but only doggy style,
or me on the bottom
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 09:37 AM
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22. What ordeal?
Did you have sex in the snow?

Did you get hurt?

Frostbite?

Trenchcooch?

--bkl
Soak it ... soak it raw.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 10:41 AM
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24. I'd simply settle for sex
:D
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 10:45 AM
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25. Yes
annual thing. Hope it wasn't too bad, lol.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 10:46 AM
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26. Annual thing?
Annual?

That often?

Do you mean sex in the snow, or just sex?

--bkl
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 11:49 AM
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27. Ha I read it and I was thinking I would
never do something so silly, then I remembered that I did it in highschool.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 11:55 AM
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28. Once upon a time..........yes.
In the snow, but standing up.

Also in an unheated lean-to in 5 degree weather. I kept my boots on both times.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 01:47 PM
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29. OK, if you want to, I suppose...
;-)
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