progdad wants to go swimming. it's late. and dark.

[progmom]

and i'm tired. :(
should i be a good wife and go swimming with him, and come back smelling of chlorine?
or should i continue to ignore his requests, and post on DU all night until i pass out?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. You have a pool?

:o


I hate you.

[progmom]

7. my parents do

we're visiting them this week. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Ahh! Then I don't hate you

;)

[sundog]

2. go jump in

it will revitalize you... then you can come back & post till sunrise :7

[progmom]

8. hokay

:)

[achtung_circus]

3. Is this

that "special" swimming?

[progmom]

4. this is my parents' house

there will be no special swimming. :)

[jobycom]

5. Dark? Nude swimming! Go!

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Yep, skinny dipping is in order in this situation

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Hi progmom!

Since you didn't give us the "other" choice, I voted Bite me, progmom!

BUT I think what you should do is go out by the pool with him, and just keep him company....

This way you don't come in smelling of chlorine, and he's happy you're there!

Winners all around!

:woohoo:

[progmom]

13. hmmm - that might work

but i think he really wants me to swim.

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Don't you know a hint when it slaps you in the face, repeatedly??

progdad wants to kick it!

:P

[progmom]

15. progdad's inlaws have a window that overlook the pool area

there will be no kicking it. :)

[Floogeldy]

12. Make sure the accidental death policy premiums are all paid up.

Gawd, that hurt.

[progmom]

14. LOL

:rofl:

[tarkus]

16. Swimming after dark is simply too dangerous to recommend.

These people are crazy.

Roughly 98% of people who swim after dark are seriously, even fatally, injured. Don't be a statistic.

Unless you would prefer to be, of course.

[merh]

17. Go swimming - just keep the splashing to a minimum

synchronized swimming at night, in the dark is great exercise ;-)

[Tom Kitten]

18. I voted bite me also

I mean why the big deal just swim with your husband. Doesn't love trump all after all? Sheesh! :P

[MrSandman]

19. Midnight swimming...

Is such fun:woohoo: