Dear God WHY do people eat popcorn in theaters with their mouth open?

[complain jane]

Smack smack smack smack crunch crunch crunch crinkle crinkle smack smack smack sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.

Ugh.

[madeline_con]

1. Some people eat evrything with their mouth open.

It's disgusting to listen to someone talk with a huge mouth full of food, but it happens too often. :puke:

[Spinzonner]

2. Umm, because

their ears and eustachion tubes are too small to get the popcorn through ?

[Straight Shooter]

3. These are the same people who talk with their mouth full.

Ewwwwwww.

[4_Legs_Good]

4. DEAR GOD! Why do people eat popcorn in theaters at all???

I couldn't agree more, except I'd go a step further and say whoever invented the notion of eating crunchy food while in a movie theater should be shot - even if s/he is already dead!

I HATE popcorn in movie theaters!

david

[datasuspect]

6. that would be laszlo panaflex

who controlled a popcorn consortium in addition to being the inventor of the panaflex camera.

[complain jane]

9. Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God Yes!

Oatmeal for everyone!

[barb162]

5. because they are inconsiderate and their parents

never taught any manners. It often goes from one generation to another

[dissent1977]

7. Why the hell does everyone keep buying popcorn in theaters?

Don't they realize how annoying it is to listen to people chew? How it became such a tradition to get popcorn at the movies I don't know. I want to go to a theater that does not serve any type of crunchy concessions.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

8. No manners, poor upbringing... no class.

[complain jane]

10. I was trying to watch March of the Penguins and these idiots

are stuffing their faces with popcorn and I could hardly hear the part where the little penguin was trying to take care of her egg and keep it safe in -120 degree blizzard.

Next time I wait for Netflix. Fuck that.