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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 11:04 PM
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I haven't had a cigarette in a forty-sumptin years
I hear that the first fifty are the toughest.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 11:08 PM
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1. Wow
Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 11:08 PM by proud2Blib
think of all the money you have saved.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 11:57 PM
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2. Good for you, MrScorpio!
Not only the money saved, but your health!


*Um*...just how old are you?

:hide:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:38 AM
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8. Forty-sumptin
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:49 AM
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56. DAg I though you were a lot younger than me......
Are we gonna be the oldest cool guys in DC or what.....
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:02 AM
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3. Good for you!
Stick to it--it's well worth it.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:04 AM
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4. Good going. I quit smoking about 25 years ago.



Quit drinking about three years ago.



Now no woman is safe around me, gotta have some vices.







Just kidding about the woman part. Only real vice I have now is the Lotto.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:05 AM
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5. Damn, you've got me beat by 20-something years
x(
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:27 AM
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6. And your breath STILL stinks!
:evilgrin:

Way to go anyway!
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:30 AM
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7. Cigarettes were only about 30 cents a pack when you quit.
I quit 4 years ago, and I was upset when Peter Jennings said he had quit 20 years ago, but he still got lung cancer.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 12:45 AM
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9. I read or heard somewhere that he had started smoking again
Back in 2001.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:02 AM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:05 AM
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11. I'm just as good as a dissapeared white woman
They're already on the case
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:13 AM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:16 AM
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13. Who the fuck ever said that I hate white people?
And Who the fuck are you?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:18 AM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:23 AM
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15. Names? NAMES?!? I haven't even started yet
Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 01:24 AM by MrScorpio
And if I did, it wouldn't be because you're white.

It'd be because you're an asshole.

You're not an asshole, are ya?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:26 AM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:30 AM
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17. White people are great.... As long as they're NOT assholes
You still didn't answer my question.


PLUS: Now get this... You're accusing me of some shit without any fucking proof


Now, how assholy is THAT? Hmmmmm?
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:32 AM
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18. you mean the statement that you edited?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:35 AM
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20. Edited for grammar, baby!
So you're white, BFD.

But that isn't the point now is it?

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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:42 AM
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25. Not really.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:43 AM
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26. (Mumble) BULLSHIT!
I hope you're having fun
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:48 AM
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30. not really
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:32 AM
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I don't think it's your outer color that's the problem
It may, however, be your inner color.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:32 AM
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19. He doesn't hate white people.
It's a fact that when nonwhite people are kidnapped, the msm doesn't cover it like if a white person is kidnapped. I'm saying that is the truth and I'm white. Are you gonna say I hate white people? When was the last time you saw an alert going out to be on the lookout for a nonwhite person who was kidnapped or went missing? Do you even know who Ashia Degree is, for example?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:37 AM
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22. Bingo
Some pretty white chick gets kidnapped or murdered and the national MSM is all over it like flies on crap for weeks, months or even years. A nonwhite person suffers the same fate and they are lucky if the local news covers it for a few days.

And just for the record, I'm a fair-skinned blonde white chick.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:47 AM
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28. And we know what we are talking about too. n/t
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:47 AM
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29. I agree completely
and I'm somewhere between pale and invisible.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:37 AM
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21. He dosn't hate me
And I'm so white, I disappear in the daytime.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:40 AM
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24. You're ok
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:50 AM
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33. Oooh enigmatic, you've recieved the troll's approval
Is your life complete now?
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:45 AM
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27. Run, Duck... RUN!!!!!
Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 01:45 AM by madeline_con
This is precious. :rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:40 AM
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23. Step off, bubba.
MrS is probably the least racist person here. Get a grip, please.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:49 AM
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32. I second that comment.
MrScorpio is one cool dude. Anyone knocking him had better watch for his friends, the people who know he's not racist, saying something in return.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:48 AM
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31. What is your major malfunction?
You began this encounter with your snarky comment and now you go on the defensive? MrS is a highly respected member of this community. You are not going to win any battle against him or any supporters amongst other DUers with your behavior. Let it rest.


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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:54 AM
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34. Gimme a break. He may be well respected, I don't doubt that at all.
We probably have more in common than differences. It was a an offhand comment that escalated into a henpecking party.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:02 AM
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35. You're completely OBLIVIOUS to what's going on here, are you?
Lemme hip ya.

You started this shit by accusing me of being a racist, without any pertinent facts.

When challenged with a request to show your cards, you chickenshitted out and went all ad hominem on me.

I, on the other hand didn't accuse you of being an asshole, I merely asked the question, if you were one. You could have easily said, "No, I'm not an asshole." But you didn't.

You accuse, and I inquire.... Does that look like escalation to you?

Now if you think for one minute that I'm going to sit here and take this kind of bullshit without a response, you've got another think coming.

Now, let me ask you again... Where's the beef?
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:11 AM
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36. First of all relax. The second part involves me not being able to
quote myself because everything I've said has been deleted.
The third part is relax some more.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:14 AM
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37. Oh, I'm relaxed. I'm chilly like Willy when the sun don't shine.
I just don't take any bullshit from anybody.

That's why I can sleep like a babe.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:15 AM
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38. Me too.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:25 AM
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39. Alrighty, then. Let's hug it out, Bitch.
:hug:
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:26 AM
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40. I can do that.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:27 AM
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41. Oh wait, so all Women are bitches now?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:31 AM
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42. You just don't know when to quit, do it?
Seeing that that phrase was directed at you, DUDE, I can only imagine that you're having some serious gender confusion issues right about now.


But, far be it from me to JUDGE you, right?
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:32 AM
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43. So you a call a guy a bitch, and you accuse me of gender issues?
You're walking right into it.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:34 AM
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44. Peep this:
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:35 AM
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45. WOW! Probably a scary web site, I'm supposed to click on!
You got me!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:37 AM
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46. Believe you, me...
It'll answer all your gender related questions
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:39 AM
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47. No, The question was with you. Seeing that you knowingly call a guy a bitc
h. I think the problem is with you?
What was the link? Was it some porn thing?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:40 AM
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48. Call it a "Frame of reference"
Seems like you need one.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:42 AM
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49. So you need to look at porn to give you a frame of reference?
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:43 AM
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51. I'll let you get your last dig in before I snooze. Have at it.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:45 AM
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53. Are you always this clueless, or do you have to work hard at it?
Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 03:00 AM by MrScorpio
http://www.lhiob.com/ = http: //www. let's hug it out bitch.com/


You do the math.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:47 AM
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55. Look below. Chill!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:57 AM
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58. LOL
:rofl: Good one, MrScorpio. The guy just won't :hug: and make up. Geez.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:45 AM
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54. It's not porn, it's a show on HBO
From the description it sounds like a comedy.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:43 AM
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50. You are in a snarky mood tonight, aren't you?
Mr Scorpio is cool, man. Drop the fight. Chill. Type the hugs smily out and make up. He's a forgiving guy. Make up with him. Don't be so snarky.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:44 AM
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52. ok. Fair enough.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:51 AM
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57. Offer the hug back, man.
Try it. You'll see why we likey to hug so much here. :D
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