Hot Jeezus H. Christ on a jiminey stick!

[MrScorpio]

I'm all outta Smuckers.




This is one of the signs of the Apocalypse, ain't it?

[knowbody0]

1. peanut butter is no good without smuckers

[MrScorpio]

2. It's positively blasphemous

I don't want to lose my jelly-jam soul

[Jamastiene]

3. Wow. Reminded me of something funny.

I'm cheap so I get the Food Lion brand jelly. Well, before the expiration date, it sort of turns to this intoxicating globbulated grape wine. I still ate it once and it affected me bad enough that I couldn't drive. I had to stay home and sleep it off before I could go back to the grocery store. I didn't turn bad per se, but it was like drinking alcohol...

[MrScorpio]

4. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

5. Now I know what bees feel like when they hang out

on the grapes on the ground under a grapevine that have fermented. No wonder they fly into walls. Prepackaged wine and other alcohol doesn't make me nearly as drunk as that did... :rofl:

[Mojambo]

6. What is Jesus's middle name anyway?

You always hear that... "Jesus H Christ!"

But I've always wondered what the H stands for.

[MrScorpio]

7. Hockeysticks

Jeezus was a Canadian

[hfojvt]

8. it's "the"

Of course "Christ" is a title, meaning "messiah" and not a last name, so properly it should be "Jesus the Christ". The middle word is written in the Greek as eta gamma psi, the eta corresponding to the English letter H.

And if you buy that, I have got some ocean front property here in Kansas that I can sell you. See, it's on the Missouri river which is like a finger of the ocean. It comes with a bridge too.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Which bridge? ASB? Broadway? 635? Neosho?

It matters, see. I am particular in my bridge collections.

[hfojvt]

14. the K 12

and in the winter, if it snows, you can ski it.

[NMMNG]

10. Oh dear, you aren't going to go on a rampage are you?

Then again, it might be fun to watch :popcorn:

[MrScorpio]

11. I scraped the last bit of jam out of the jar

If my tongue was long enough...




Oh, let's not go there

[NMMNG]

12. Maybe this guy can help

[MrScorpio]

13. I bet that he's got skills

Serious skills