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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:40 AM
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Want fries with that??


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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:42 AM
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1. Fuck.
That puppy could feed a small family in Guatamala for a week.


I bet that he has a time limit to down it all and then he'd get it for free.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:47 AM
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2. In Vegas one time, a friend of mine actually ate one that size
The deal was.. If you ate it all in one seating with no help, they took it off your bill.. he ATE it all..We ate his pickles..
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:53 AM
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3. Remind me to never take your pal out to dinner
I'm already up to my eyeballs in debt
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:55 AM
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4. It actually was not that expensive.. I think $10..BUT he had to sit
at a special table, where gawkers could stand and watch him eat.. We moved to an adjacent table and laughed at him:)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 02:58 AM
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5. Eating as entertainment
Only in America
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 06:46 AM
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10. Hey, it put Shebogan in the national spotlight.
When a Asian-American girl who weighs 90 pounds ate 35 bratwurst in 10 minutes, on the 6th.
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Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:27 PM
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16. "No kidding"
n/t
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:18 AM
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6. More like, "want a heart attack and 7 spare tires with that?"
:puke: (and not just because I'm vegetarian)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 06:00 AM
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8. Thanks to your earnest testimonial I'm swearing off meat!
:sarcasm: NOT!
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 01:25 PM
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15. Huh?
Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 01:28 PM by friesianrider
Geez, some pro-meat people are such fanatics. :eyes: Relax, dude.

Eating meat/being a vegetarian aside, if you think eating that friggin heart attack on a bun won't help clog your arteries a bit sooner, well...can't help you there my friend.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:08 PM
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17. but but but.. don't the veggies cancel out the bad stuff?
:evilgrin:
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:08 PM
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18. Wow....funny.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:11 PM
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19. I had a friend who GAINED weight on the grapefruit diet..
She actually thought that as long as she ate all those grapefruit, she could still eat all the other stuff
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:50 PM
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21. Some vegans aren't?
I don't have 7 spare tires... Only one big one.
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:51 PM
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22. Whelp, now you know why!
Never met a vegetarian who was anything less than svelte and very in-shape. Don't say I didn't warn you ;)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 04:02 PM
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23. ;-P
Surely there are some overweight and puny vegans somewhere in the world!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 05:54 AM
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7. Aye caramba!
I saw a show about some steakhouse that had a jumbo steak deal like that--eat the whole thing and you get it for free. The steak weighed around two pounds and covered the entire huge plate. I just don't get how people can do that.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 06:14 AM
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9. Here's the girl who ate the monster hamburger a while back.
Kate Stelnick may weigh only 100 pounds, but her appetite is remarkable. The college student from Princeton, N.J., is the first to meet a restaurant's challenge by downing its six-pound hamburger — and five pounds of fixins' — within three hours.

http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/food_museum_blog/2005/01/woman_eats_sixp.html
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 06:48 AM
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11. And people wonder why there's such hatred towards us.
People in the 3rd World are barely eking out a subsistance diet and then you see pictures of THESE obscenities?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 07:23 AM
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12. I would think they'd hate us for our nukes, not our burgers.
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 08:24 AM
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13. I don't like veggies on my burger.
Take those off, and I'd like to think I could give that baby a good fight. Add a few strips of bacon, and I'd like it even more.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 08:27 AM
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14. sure
Tim Mcgraw - Do You Want Fries With That?

I thought that was your voice
I thought that was my car
Now we ain't ever met before
But I know who you are
You're living in my house
And I'm living in a tent
And don't laugh, this second job of mine
Is paying both our rents
You're out here buying Happy Meals
And I'm eating rice and pintos
You so much as crack a smile at me, man
I'll come through this here window

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the
cat
Yeah I think that's just about everything
Oh I almost forgot
Do you want fries with that?

Your ketchup's in the bag
And a check is in the mail
I hope your chicken's raw inside
And I hope your bun is stale
I'm supposed to tell you
"Please come back"
But how bout this instead?
I hope you both choke on a pickle
Man, that would tickle me to death
I don't know what you're waiting on
You're holding up the line
Oh man, you ain't got no change coming back
Are you out of your mind?

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the
cat
Yeah I think that's all there is
Do you want fries with that?

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the
cat
Yeah I think that about covers it
Do you want fries with that?



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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-12-05 03:48 PM
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20. Leave it to Tim Mcgraw!
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