If you need a giggle . . . and don't we all . . .

[Vinca]

go to ebay and type in Jesus, starting with the highest priced items first. (Discovered this while checking on the Jesus perogi (sic) as shown on Countdown.) There's a photo negative of Jesus for $3,000,000 as well as a 1974 photo of Jesus on a motorcycle trip for much less. One guy claims to have proof Jesus exists, but won't tell what it is. There's a Jesus tree . . . and, of course, the lowly perogi (seller's spelling) for a mere $750. Didn't have time to check all the listings . . . I've got bread to fry.:rofl:

[thecrow]

1. I sent the seller a soul searching letter:

Don't you think the shipping is a little high for this item? I mean, if you are asking over $200,000.00 for a headless photo of Jesus (?)
one would think you might just toss in free shipping.
How do you know it's not just your average run of the mill angel, anyway? You don'thave a head or anything that specifically SAYS it's Jesus....? Isn't that sort of faith-based of you to sell this picture as genuine then? I'm having serious doubts on whether to bid or not.

[Vinca]

3. LOL - I think pierogi Jesus looks like Jerry Garcia!

(Insert apology for being too dimwitted to know how to insert a photo.)

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Thanks a lot, Vinca. Now everyone will be bidding and I'll have to

dig really deep to buy this thing.

Seriously, isn't this weird. There's one born every minute......

[Clintmax]

4. LOL!

I've looked at most all of the auctions you've mentioned. ALL of them are completely ridiculous and I had a good laugh at the sellers and their responses to questions people have asked them!

:rofl:

[Fridays Child]

5. Here's the strangest Jesus I ever saw on eBay--so weird, I saved the pic.

[lectrobyte]

6. Butthead, who nailed you to that sitck?

It helps if you read my subject line in Beavis's voice.