Our favorite Freeper pick-up lines.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

#1. Hey, baby, I think my enzyte's starting to work.

[ewagner]

1. famous one

"Nice ass.....get in the truck!"

[XNASA]

2. "The fact that I'm missing my teeth .......

....just means there's more room for your tongue."

[WhollyHeretic]

5. You just put a horrible image into my head

:puke:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. ACK! ROFLMAO!!!

Oh yea...like I want to put my tongue into THAT!

:rofl: :puke:

[MalibuChloe]

3. would you like to accompany me to a cross burning?

[XNASA]

4. "Get in the truck, sis!"

[jobycom]

6. Come to my place, I have cocaine and kiddie porn.

[nickgutierrez]

7. Wanna see my tooth? n/t

[WhollyHeretic]

8. I've got a king sized Port-a-Potty back at my place

[Kerrytravelers]

23. Hey baby... two of us... fourteen porta-potties... watta 'ya say?

My trailor or yours, sis?

[sniffa]

9. you have such beautifuL teeth

they even Look good in the gLass of water.

[Igel]

10. How about,

"Hey, I've given you food aid. Can I exploit your natural resources now?"

[no name no slogan]

11. this ain't a beer belly

it's a fuel tank for the sex machine!

[Zuni]

14. LOL

:spray:

[Divameow77]

25. My dad refers to his gut much worse then that

" When you got a big tool, you need a big shed"

Ewwwww

[no name no slogan]

26. oh dear

:puke:

well, i'm offa sex for the next few days :silly:

[Ron Mexico]

12. You'll love popping the zits on my back, guaranteed!

:puke:

[DS1]

13. Wanna go back to my trailer and get your bore rifled?

[unsavedtrash]

15. Freeper foreplay: "get in the truck bitch!"

[Redstone]

16. No. Freeper foreplay is: "Where did I put that Penthouse magazine?"

Redstone

[kodi]

17. Soooey! Here pig, pig, pig!

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[AlCzervik]

18. "It's free pork rind night at the Piggly Wiggly honey"

[Merrick]

19. Imoan get mah step laddah 'n make ya nay all naght

woah, down horsey!

[Deep13]

20. Haven't I seen you ...

... protesting at an abortion clinic somewhere before?

[Parrcrow]

22. mom and dad have gone out.

[blueintenn]

24. I promise I won't bomb in your mouth.