JESUS Comes to Crawford

[attaturk]

From: http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/

Another stranger comes knocking on the door at the Ranch...


*knock, knock*

Trough closed door...

Karl Rove: Who's there?

Stranger: Jesus

Karl Rove: Jesus, Who?

Stranger: Jesus Christ, Let me in! *

Karl Rove: Jesus Christ, the son of God?

Stranger: In a manner of speaking, yes.

Karl Rove: Go away, we've already got one.

Stranger: Already got one?

Karl Rove: Yes, the President.

Stranger: His father is George Herbert Walker Bush.

Karl Rove: No, no. That is just his lower father.

Stranger: Lower father?

Karl Rove: Hey, it's a meme.

Stranger: Meme? Blessed are the truth-speakers, they shall be awarded with honor.

Karl Rove: This may surprise you, but I don't follow.

Stranger: Look, can I see the owner of the house, if it be not you?

Karl Rove: Look, he's in the back quiver..., I mean busy. Maybe one of his kids can help. Jenna, or not-Jenna? Come here please.



Jenna: Um, hello.

Stranger: Is your father in?

Jenna: Are you, like, a hippy?

Stranger: Um.

Jenna: 'Cause I think your look is pretty cool. Really retro.

Stranger: Thank you. But I came to see your father.

Jenna: You mean my 'lower father'?

Stranger: The man who helped give you life?

Jenna: That would be Ashton Kutcher, he had some strong green.

Stranger: Please, I have a list of commandments and advice to give your father.

Jenna: Say, weren't you in "Lord of the Rings"?

Stranger: What?

Jenna: Do you know Orlando Bloom? Not-Jenna and I think he is sooooo hot!

Stranger: I know of him.

Jenna: Say, aren't you like Gay in real life Gandalf-guy?

Stranger: What?

Jenna: 'Cause I have nothing against that sort of thing, I'm cool with it.

Stranger: Look, I just need to see your father, George.

Jenna: Whoa, chill there Hippy dude, I'll go tell him.



Jenna: Look, I think you are fine and all, but Dad is on the phone to Franklin Graham and wants you to wait outside for a bit until he shows up. Later, dude, tell Viggo I think he is really, really hot too.






*I kill...and resurrect me.