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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:08 AM
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Screw the watermelons!
I've tried to make the fuckers GROW since APRIL...they will not grow bigger than five inches.... that's the plant, no melon. Fuck em... fuck em in the ear!

My pumpkins haven't let me down... I looove them pumpkins.
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the_spectator Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:09 AM
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1. Please; no sex threads. /nt
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:10 AM
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2. it's that
noisy penguin and all that snow :)


I've never tried to grow watermelons.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:43 AM
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6. That would thwart melon growth...
for sure.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:11 AM
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3. Watermelons have ears? I had no idea.
I think I'll pass on the offer to socialize with them though.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:11 AM
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4. Is it safe because they're seedless? (n/t)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:15 AM
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5. Badoom cha
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:50 AM
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7. That sounds painful
Verrry painful x(
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 12:54 AM
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8. Not really, but I digress.
I just fill them with vodka now.
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