OH MY FUCKING GOD...hahahahaha

[bicentennial_baby]

I was just propositioned in the bathroom by a frenchman here at the internet cafe...holy shit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was washing my hands, and he came in and asked me my name...I told him, and he asked me if I lived here in Paris. i said no, and that i was leaving in 5 days. He said "Oh, you are so beautiful.." and then he asked me, in French, if I wanted to get down!!! :wow:

I turned about 200 shades of red, and lied... "Oh, I have a fiancee, and he is here with me in Paris." He said ok, and I ran outta there like an olympic champion...he's cute, but he reeked of beer, and i don't get down with strangers...holy crap, that was both weird and hilarious. :P

[Taverner]

1. Sacre BLEU!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. I couldn't believe it!

It was actually a lil creepy, but I'm well trained in self-defense, so I'll kick his drunk ass if he tries anything :D

[Taverner]

4. so did he smell of elderberries

And was his mother a hamster?

[bicentennial_baby]

8. he had nice blue eyes...hehe

but he was unshaven, ick! and i don't like the boozy smell, unless i'm inebriated as well :D

[stellanoir]

3. It wasn't as bad as

"voulais vous couchez avec moi ce soire" was it ?

Too funny. But take the compliment anyway. And what the heck was the garcon doing in the chick's lieu anyhoo?

[bicentennial_baby]

6. That's basically what he said!!

Compliment, i suppose, but freaky all the same..i don't think that's ever happened to me before...only in Paris! :D

oh yeah, unisex bathroom.

[bliss_eternal]

26. Unisex loo. Wow--Paris is pretty progressive!

I gotta' visit that city!!!

[DS1]

5. I can't blame the guy for trying

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

7. now i know why he asked to use my lighter earlier...

like, what smoker doesn't carry a light...puhleeze! :P

it would have been a lil more acceptable if he had asked me outside of the bathroom...ewwwwww x(

hey you :hi:

[bettyellen]

9. people are pretty blunt there, i kinda like it....

but yeah i don't understand the bathroom thing some guys have going. i think it might be because it's common in porn, but in real life it ain't so alluring, is it?

[bicentennial_baby]

10. uh, hell no! ewwwww

the beer stench didn't help, given that i am stone cold sober. :P

also, i've been sitting here sneezing and coughing for an hour, not soooo attractive, imho. some people...hehe.

blunt is ok, but the room was like 2' x 3'...that was more like intimidating and weird. :shrug:

but anyway, hey you! :hi:

[DS1]

11. It's common in some porn

but I don't get it either :shrug:

and believe me, I like porn, but the bathroom stuff outside of the bathtub itself - notsomuch

[bliss_eternal]

27. Are bathrooms big in porn?

The movies I've seen, everyone seems to do it in the same exact house in the San Fernando Valley, all the time. In the house, by the pool, in the livingroom, maybe the shower or tub--but I haven't seen them in any nasty, tiny bathrooms...

I guess I should broaden my porn viewing. :P I feel a bit deprived now. NOT! LOL!

[bettyellen]

30. anytime there's a resturant scene, there's a bathroom scene as well

as an under the table scene. it just works that way. :P

[bliss_eternal]

31. Oh--ok, got it. I haven't seen any of those.

:( Sounds like it would make for an entertaining and creative scene. LOL! Hahaha!

I guess most of the ones I've seen are the soft cores on cable. They are pretty pedestrian in that respect. :P

I can't believe I am discussing the merits of porn scenes on a thread on a democratic discussion board. I've totally lost it.

[bettyellen]

33. well, porn takes in as much as hollywood...

without it, we'd never have had video tape, DVD's or the internet at a reasonable price.
porn lovers were there god love em. paying those inflated new tech prices keeping the technology alive until the rest of us could afford it. :D

[bliss_eternal]

34. Good point!

I guess that today it's almost impossible to have not crossed paths with porn in one way or another.

Back in the 70's when it was still illegal, and thought to be evil and a source of everything that is wrong with the world. Now it is more mainstream. The right of course still villifies it--which I will never understand. You just know they all have secret cabinets and closets filled with porn, s&m garb, and other kink. They just don't want anyone to know...

:P

:rofl:

[kedrys]

12. It wasn't Pepe LePew, by chance?

Ah, l'amour! Ah, toujours! :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

13. that's exactly what i thought of, afterwards...

i'm still cracking up over here...damn. :rofl:

and i'm sick as a dog, coughing and sneezing...how on earth is that "soooo beautiful"??? :P

[hfojvt]

17. I am reminded of the episode of Friends

when Courtney Cox had a cold and was trying to seduce her husband. "I'b nod sick."

[sakabatou]

14. Wow

So the France really IS romantic in a way

[Clintmax]

15. I've always heard of guys gettin down in the men's room...

I never have. Don't know what I would have done if I had been in your shoes.

[LisaL]

16. What are those, unisex bathrooms?

I always knew they can lead to no good.

[Wetzelbill]

18. note to self...that approach won't work on bi_baby....

figure out other way to win her over. :)

[bliss_eternal]

28. LOL!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

35. laugh at a poor smitten guy won't you!

:)

[bliss_eternal]

38. Oh, I'm sorry Bill--I wasn't laughing AT YOU--just the

fact that you said,'note to self...' Don't know why, but that cracked me up. That and the fact that you noted, picking her up in a bathroom, wouldn't work.

Geez, what was that guy thinking? Then again, I guess that's kinda' the norm in Paris. Go figure.

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

41. note to self.....feign hurt more often

bliss_eternal will fall for it.

No, I was just joking, nothing to be sorry for.

Don't you thing that would be kind of gross? Maybe I'm a bit of a germophobe, but I wouldn't want to have sex in a bathroom, lol. I get freaked out if my shoelaces drag on a nasty public bathroom floor.

But, I have to admire the guys sand. I'd be too shy to do something like that. :)

yeah, I am sorta funny from time to time though. :)

[bliss_eternal]

50. bliss, giggling wildly...

(feign hurt--hee hee)

:rofl:

I totally admire his gumption. Dude saw what he wanted and went after it--nothin' wrong with that. But you gotta' wonder about his hygiene if he was willing to 'go for it' in a public, unisex restroom. Ick!

[Wetzelbill]

52. oh, no shame whatsoever....

I mean, bi_baby is a beautiful woman and all, no doubt about that. But, the smell of urine doesn't exactly conjure up an image of a hot tryst in my book. :)

[bliss_eternal]

55. Exactly! Like what kind of fetish is THAT?

:silly:

:freak:

[bicentennial_baby]

43. damn straight it won't!

:P

like, ewwwww. bathrooms. unh-uh. nope. unless it's like a wicked nice one, like in a p diddy video or something :D

[Wetzelbill]

46. yeah the bathroom thing is

pretty awful. I can't even touch a doorknob in a public bathroom. I need to grab some paper towels or something and open the door.

A P. Diddy video? haha.

Actually, they always do have nice bathrooms in music videos. And, a few hundred people going crazy at some wildly expensive mansion.

The music video that I directed had a budget lower than the cost of P. Diddy's lunch on the set of one of his videos, lol. :)

[texas1928]

19. Oh Mon Sherrie

COme to the casbah and we will make BEAutiful music together.

[WCGreen]

20. Oh my god that is hilarious....

Call Bush....

Maybe he'll invade Frane now....

[Rising Phoenix]

21. of course he hit on you

you are beautiful :)

[Wetzelbill]

22. wow, yeah she is

I freely admit, I have the biggest crush on bi_baby. No denying that. :)

[bicentennial_baby]

42. awwwww, you

:loveya: and so are you, sweet girl ;)

[sundog]

23. sounds like a scene out of last tango in paris

of course, if propositioned, i would never ever do such a thing :evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

24. .

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[bicentennial_baby]

44. uhhhh, yeah right!

you, my beloved friend, are such a playa, most def. :loveya:

[bliss_eternal]

25. Wow--so some of the stereotypes are true?

Of the 'romantic' French man? Or should I say, the horny Frenchman?

Lol. LOL!

That would have totally freaked me out. It's good that you know enough French to know what he was asking you. What if you didn't, and said yes, thinking he was offering to buy you a cup of coffee or something. Yikes!

[bertha katzenengel]

29. RSLPRMAAL (translation:)

roulement sur le plancher riant mon âne au loin

ROFLMAO in French (according to Google)

Congratulations, BB ;)

[xmas74]

32. Was he cute?

At least you were propositioned by a Frenchman. You should have seen who propositioned me today. Yuck!

[Wetzelbill]

45. hey you know

that could've been a date you could've told about on my dating thread. Or at least a future one.

Of course, judging by the "Yuck" I'd say it was pretty bad. :)

[xmas74]

47. I don't think he even had all of his teeth.

[Wetzelbill]

48. oh man, lol...

you poor thing. :)

Yuk, is right. :)

[xmas74]

49. And he offered me money.

[nickgutierrez]

36. How could you pass up something like that?

;)

[Dora]

37. Get his picture!

Seriously, get out your camera and take his picture.

[bliss_eternal]

39. How do you even say that in French?

Sorry to revive this, it's just still cracking me up that this happened. Sorry Bi-baby.

Is this a 'common french term'? It just strikes me as so funny--no glass of wine, no cup of coffee, no conversation, just do you want to get down...

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

40. he basically said

in french, "i'm inviting you to go with me to my place, to..." and you know that look...hahahaha

it's the next morning, and I'm still laughing! :rofl:

[bliss_eternal]

51. I know, it's totally a crack up. What will you do if you should

run into him again, while you are in Paris? Especially if you happen to be alone again?

[Rhiannon12866]

53. Très drôle !

One more amusing experience to bring home with you! And one in which you kept your cool and survived just fine! And a compliment, no less! *snarf* LOL!:hi:

[MrScorpio]

54. I wonder what my chances would be in Paris

And my French is extremely limited