Committing murder is harder than I thought it would be

[yvr girl]

Earlier, it seemed so easy in theory...but alas...I can't bring myself to drop the little bugger in the pot.

[madeline_con]

1. Hit him in the head with something....

it'll stun him long enough to get him in the water.

Whatcha killing?

[yvr girl]

6. A crab

He's been in my fridge for a couple of hours now.

[democracyindanger]

10. Rationalize it: He's cold, and you're just putting him in a warm bath.

[yvr girl]

21. But they said I have to stab it first

That seems so horror movie to me.

[democracyindanger]

26. Then just put him and a knife in front of Fox News for a while.

Eventually he'll kill himself.

[leftofthedial]

30. LOL

:thumbsup:

[yvr girl]

31. Alas, I don't get Fox News

It would be handy in this case, but I'm glad it's never sullied my mind.

[democracyindanger]

32. Then go rent "Son of the Mask."

Pretty much the same thing.

[madeline_con]

He'll keep a couple of days....

if you want to try again tomorrow.

I hate cleaning them, but my son always finds a few when we go shrimping. I told him he's not eating them, so just stop bringing them home.

[dajoki]

24. release the crab

and go buy a frozen one.:shrug:

[Tom Kitten]

29. aha!

there you go...you should have put him in your freezer instead of your fridge...Hopefully it's not to late to cook and eat it...

I mean think of it...Given the opportunity a crab wouldn't think twice about eating you, dontcha think?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Dunk it in warm water first. He'll passout.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Which bugger is this now?

[yvr girl]

8. I AM NOT going to give it a name

Let's just call him the under $5 dollar crab.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Hmmmm...call your neighbors.

They seem to be good at cooking. Maybe they can commit crabicide for you.

[yvr girl]

13. I think that neighbour has moved out

or is not cooking as much.

[GOPisEvil]

15. Hmmm...if you don't off him soon, he'll die in your 'fridge.

I'm guessing that will be unpleasant, too.

If it were a lobster, I'd know how to kill it first, but I'm unfamiliar with crab.

[Glenda]

19. crabicide ?

:rofl:

[skygazer]

4. It does seem like an awful way to go

I think I could do it to my ex husband but I can't bring myself to do it to a lobster. ~sigh~

[no name no slogan]

5. first, put him in the pot. then, bring the water to a boil

i've never done it myself, but i read somewhere that this is the easiest way to commit lobstercide

[HEyHEY]

7. Dungense crab?

Just remember, he'd do it to you in a second

[nytemare]

9. Is it a red crab, or blue crab??

If it is a red crab, it should be easier.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

12. It's red

Why is that easier? Are you prejudiced against blue crabs?

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Call him Shrub

and be done with his red ass :evilgrin:

[nytemare]

16. It was a red state/blue state thingie.

I was just saying it would be easier to dump in the water if it was a red crab.

:hi:

[CanuckAmok]

17. Look, he'll kill you if you don't kill him.

I can't stand to do it, myself, but I think women are far more at ease with acts of unspeakable cruelty.

So go nuts!

[HEyHEY]

18. I'm responsible for the murder of like hundreds of lobster

I worked in a seafood department in New Brunswick.. we used to steam them on site. The steamer made a klunking sound when it was working... the first time I felt horrible thinking it was the lobster trying to get out.

[yvr girl]

20. So you're not over it yet?

I haven't been really, really cruel since I was 10.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Somehow, my dear yvr girl...

I do not see you as EVER having been cruel...EVER!

You are just too good and sweet of a person to have been...

:pals: :loveya:

[yvr girl]

23. I wish that were true

I have my bad moments like anyone, but I'm generally 'nice.'

BUT I had an afternoon of extreme cruelty when I was a kid, and I'm still ashamed of it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. Okay, sweetie...but remember, you were a child then...

And not the lovely adult you turned into..

You need to forgive yourself, and let it go...

Take the lesson that you obviously learned...and run with it....

OK? :loveya: :hug:

[HEyHEY]

25. Don't be fooled, she lives in Kitts...those people will fuck you every

chance they get!

[yvr girl]

27. Technically, I'm a block outside of Kits

And I HAVE standards.

[CanuckAmok]

34. She's in South Granville, you fool!

Totally different ball-game!

[yvr girl]

35. Why do they call it South Granville?

Shouldn't that be the area next to Richmond? :shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

37. That's South Granville, too.

But "South" refers to all of Granville South of the Granville St Bridge.

Actually, now that I think of it, I believe the end of Granville closer to the airport is now called "Bubble-Tea-and-Grey-Market-Softwareville".

[dooner]

28. flush him down the toilet...

so he can swim back to the sea.. (just kidding....)
I feel sad for the crab.

[MrScorpio]

36. I'd drop that sucker in a heartbeat, I love crab... On my plate

Old Bay Spice and some tartar sauce

Or Crab cakes on a nice bun with some cole slaw on the side.


Don't think of it as murder... Think of it as a meal