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Sat Aug-13-05 11:07 PM
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I just drank a whole bottle of cheap Champagne, ask me anything |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:07 PM
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:08 PM
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3. Nope, just a little drunk |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:08 PM
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:09 PM
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Sun Aug-14-05 12:04 AM
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16. The champagne Buckett |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:09 PM
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5. Man if you're going to get toasted |
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you might as well do it on some high quality shit. I recommend Pabst.
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:15 PM
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6. I'm not a wine drinker, it's just that someone left it at the house |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:25 PM
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13. Pabst Blue Ribbon is an all-American high quality bier |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:27 PM
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14. Cheap is all Pabst Blue Ribbon is |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:16 PM
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7. Drink water...eat a BLT, take some aspirin |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:23 PM
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10. I drank it with dinner and took some Tylenol PM, does that count |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:21 PM
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:22 PM
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9. Cook's California Champagne |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:24 PM
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12. Yeah that is a little sweet for me. |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:24 PM
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11. are you drunker than me? |
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:28 PM
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15. I doubt it, I have a high resistance to alcohol |
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Sun Aug-14-05 12:30 AM
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17. How many fingers am I holding up...? |
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Sun Aug-14-05 12:34 AM
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Sun Aug-14-05 01:51 AM
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bartender says, “Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?” The pirate replies, “Aye! It’s driving me nuts!”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
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Sun Aug-14-05 02:50 AM
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20. I think I'll use the penguin one. |
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