The Broken Field Run of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": ". . . so like Karl says, it's up to me to take it in for the score, so I gotta tuck the ball in close and go like hell, just like we did in the vote leading up to Iraq, and if we gotta run some people over to do it, then by god, he says, we'll put our spikes on and do it right! . . . Gee, I like when he uses sports to explain things. Shows he's just a regular guy . . . like me. . . . Well, almost."

[cosmicdot]

1. W is thinking: I forgot to spit my chew out ... hope no 'bacca juice

runs down my chin ...

[peterh]

2. The twit is demonstrating to the staff….

The appropriate greeting method for when he enters a room…

[RuB]

3. "Not this hand, its the other hand I pick the boogers with...hehheh." Or

it looks like he's using all his will power to hold back a runny one.

[HawkerHurricane]

4. Talk to the hand

Cause the brain ain't thinking.

[onebigbadwulf]

5. " 'course I can declare war on Iraq...

..do you NOT see my ring of power??"

[name not needed]

6. lotr

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. "One Ring to rule them all." One by one, the Free Lands of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor and on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth. Victory was near. But the power of the Ring could not be undone.

[VOX]

7. "Now, mah impression of how po' folks clean windows! Thank you!"

The sooner this morAn and his cronies are tossed in the flush file, the better.

Can't happen soon enough, although the election is just a year away now. The clock is ticking, *.

:toast:

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. shrub to working man

Dont pull my finger or touch me

[cosmicdot]

9. again, how many votes does it take to be selected prez?

... hey, keep your distance there, sparky ... you're more than 10 arm lengths and that will get you Gitmo ... plus, you only gave me $1000 ...