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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:05 PM
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my perfect woman
knows who the fuck she is.

doesn't need a babysitter.

willing to drink cheap beer.

hopefully has tattooes and a questionable background.

bleached/damaged hair, blemishes, hirsutism: ok fine.

doesn't mind me, my redneck music/friends, and my firearms.

"feels" waylon, haggard, marvin gaye, desmond decker, old hillbilly music.

realizes that her life is her own, that i don't own her, don't want to, that she is free to do as she pleases simply because every human being deserves that dignity.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:08 PM
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1. you shouldn't have any problem finding her ~ datasuspect

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:10 PM
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2. i'm not really picky
don't expect much and you can't get let down . . .
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:14 PM
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3. I expect
honesty, self respect and a desire to enjoy everyday to its fullest.



so ... I'm still looking
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:15 PM
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4. well those are the non-negotiables
and i certainly don't need ANY people around with major life crises (the self-induced kinds like drugs, booze, gambling).

but honesty is the highest priority.

just saying that you can't judge books by their covers.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:21 PM
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7. I'm outta here . . .
Edited on Sun Aug-14-05 10:28 PM by Joan_Alpern
good luck . . .




edit to show ya why "I'm outta here" ~~~>
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:16 PM
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5. aw - I didn't make the cut.....
drat :sarcasm:
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 10:16 PM
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6. Dayum, ya had me until ...
... you mentioned firearms and Merle Haggard.

:shrug:
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