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Mon Aug-15-05 12:07 AM
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Foghorn Leghorn announces a Presidential bid for 08 |
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Sez he and his team mate, RhodeIsland Red, will kick the Pubs ass.
They will get my vote already.
Since escaping from Sanders Farm, the KFC, they have been living in exile. But these dire times brought them back to help other chickens. By attaining political power, they plan to make it illegal to murder chickens for profit.
Chickens have rights too, is their cry....
Pawk pawk pawk pah PAWK
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:10 AM
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1. As long as he takes on the chickenhawk and beat Bush like he did that dog |
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:12 AM
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Ah say, ah say, son, that over THERE is a chicken."
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:14 AM
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Edited on Mon Aug-15-05 12:17 AM by the_spectator
1) No chicken threads! 2) Problem: won't a Leghorn 2008 candidacy neutralize the chickenhawk issue? 3) On the other hand, this might be a wise move for the Dems. Don't forget, the last Democratic candidate to win the White House who wasn't SOUTHERN was Kennedy back 45 years ago! With Leghorn, we could pick up Virginia, maybe recover West Virginia, pick off a border state or two (Kentucky? Tennessee?) Certainly Arkansas, as long as old Foggy campaigns with Big Dog. I can see it now!
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:17 AM
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4. Which southern Democratic tradition does he follow? |
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Huey Long? Bill Clinton? Al Gore? Lester Maddox? Jimmy Carter? We got a lot of variety in the party down here.
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:24 AM
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7. According to Mr Leghorns PR man, Leghorn just want chickens to get a break |
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for years, they got a bum rap...
Chicken skin
Chicken shit
etc etc
He wants to pass laws to encourage less chicken more beer. Now that might make them Hops Guys Mad but he said....so what. as long as they don get Hopping Mad, its all good.
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:36 AM
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10. He's gonna lose the vote of those cows from the Chick Filet signs, too |
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But I'm a vegetarian, so he's got a chance with me.
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:38 AM
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:19 AM
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5. "I say, let go, I say let go of that chicken". |
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:27 AM
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9. Right after that pic was taken, the turk ate Bushies Balls. |
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I saw it on TV
ever since, bush speaks with a squeeky high voice...didya ever notice?
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Mon Aug-15-05 01:16 AM
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13. Could be. The turkey would be getting back at him for grabbing him |
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by the neck heh.
I could also be the next year. Bush is holding him by the neck to make sure it doesn't happen again. I know what pic you're referring too though, its really funny - the look on Bush's face is hilarious.
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:19 AM
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6. I'd vote for a Subway Sandwich if it meant getting the neo-cons out. |
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:26 AM
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8. Add some pizzas too....anything to get those Neos |
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Mon Aug-15-05 12:59 AM
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12. I haven't heard that much about Foghorn, but I'm chicken-friendly... |
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... in general. I'm willing to give his website a hard read.
Who knows... he may become the voice of a generation.
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Mon Aug-15-05 01:20 AM
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14. I thought you meant Hollings was making a comeback! |
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Mon Aug-15-05 04:30 AM
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17. I say, I say, who Dat? Hollings WHO???? |
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Mon Aug-15-05 01:38 AM
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15. Zell Miller is running? |
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Mon Aug-15-05 04:29 AM
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16. Zell is smitten with those PUB sobs. Now works as Delusion Patch for |
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Pubs wanting to quit Conservatism/delusion. His job is a slow dose of Delusion to those addicted to it and want to quit.
Foghorn said Zell needs an egg up his chicken ass
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