I get the impression that Scarlett Johansson.....

[Wetzelbill]

could pretty much seduce any living creature that she desired. She has that smokey voice and that sultry, smoldering look to her. Plus, she is just one cool and smooth customer. It isn't right for someone to possess powers like that. :)

[KitchenWitch]

1. She does not do it for me

Blondes as a rule for me are ... meh. She is pretty, but I think brunettes and redheads are HOT.

[Nostradammit]

3. Check your pulse, KitchenWitch - !

:)


Scarlett could make me do just about anything.

[Wetzelbill]

7. I used to think the same thing

But the more you see her the more seductive she gets. She sucks you in.

Or at least she did me anyway. :)

[rooboy]

2. If you put Scarlett Johansson on one side, Angelina Jolie on the other...

and me in the middle, you've got yourself a sandwich, mister... :P

[LastKnight]

4. I DEMAND proof!

and i volunteer to be the test subject!

in the name of science, you know...

[Wetzelbill]

5. LOL

I think you got the right idea. :)

[Dogmudgeon]

6. You haven't seen her when she first wakes up in the morning

Most of the stars out there don't have particularly good looks, not even the women. They do have excellent make-up artists and clothiers. Plus, as much as people prefer to pretend it doesn't exist, acting ability counts for a whole lot.

Scarlett's not bad looking, but a sleep-drunk woman in a foul morning mood is not a thing of beauty. That kind of delusion requires love -- or careful pharmaceutical intervention.

--p!
I like my coffee like I like my women --
Replaced with hallucinogens.

[Wetzelbill]

8. Well, I guess I'll just find out

when one of these days I see her when she wakes up in the morning. :evilgrin:

Plus, I do make a great breakfast, so maybe that'll cheer her up? :)

[Dogmudgeon]

12. She'd bite your head off

My advice is to avoid her in the morning.

Failing that, I have a fairly effective way to deal with women who are miserable in the morning. You'll need a snake noose on a pole at least 3 feet long. You can get one in Wal-Mart for $14.88.

First, wrestle them to the ground, face-down.

Then, using the snake noose pole, loop the noose around her neck, lovingly press into the back of her neck with the end of the pole while pulling the loop snug, but not tight.

(If you pull the loop too tight, you'll have to use Pigwidgeon's World-Famous Anoxia Cure.)

At that point, you can gingerly get up and ask her to get up. She'll be three feet away from you and completely under your control.

Since your hands will be full, she should probably make breakfast.

The more-commonly-used Duct Tape method is useless. It's a waste of tape, and then you have to call in the Police, who'll then have to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart in one of the buttocks. And for a week, you'll hear, "Does this tranquilizer dart make my ass look fat?"

If you follow the directions, it really works. I swear it!

--p!

[Wetzelbill]

18. I don't know whether to thank you or call the cops

:)

[WCGreen]

14. Oh the horror of awakening next to the faded and

distorted vision of the beauty you held in your arms like there was no tomorrow.....

Pray that there was but since there is, time to suck it up Charley and pay the piper....

Of course she is probably thinking the same thing about you.....

[Wetzelbill]

19. I'm pretty sure she's be looking better than me

at any time and in any place. At her worst and at my best, haha.

[WCGreen]

21. You are probably right....

But don't sell yourself short kid....

Ya got spunk......

My Lou Grant speach

[Wetzelbill]

25. Oh, I would say I got

lots of spunk. Especially as far as she's concerned. :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

31. Oh htat is just disgusting.....

But I love it.....

[Wetzelbill]

32. I figured you would

:)

You should check out your mafia name. I typed in WCGreen. It's pretty good.

http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php

[MrScorpio]

9. Agreed

[Celeborn Skywalker]

10. Oh, yes, I agree.

She's one smokin' woman. I actually met her this summer when she was filming in my hometown. I was having lunch at a local restaurant and lo and behold there she was. I nearly chocked on my food from surprise.

[Wetzelbill]

11. I could've gone to a premiere party that she was at

I worked on a short film at the Seattle International Film Festival and got to go to different premieres. Well, technically I did. I only went to one and that was the film I worked on, but Ghostworld had their premiere the same night, but I was rudely trashed too drunk to barely go anywhere. I got home at 4 am, barely coherent. I never even made it remotely close to the Ghostworld premiere, lol. Free alcohol is both a very good and a very bad thing. :)

[enigmatic]

13. Eight Legged Freaks

That's the first time I saw her; "Ghost World", too, I think. She's really becoming a helluva actress and yeah, she's beautiful..

[Dogmudgeon]

15. I loved Ghost World

But Scarlett didn't have much to do. It was all Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi, each of whom are fantastic actors in their own rights.

I still haven't seen Lost in Translation, but I'm wa-a-a-ay behind in my movie watching.

--p!

[enigmatic]

16. I haven't either

And I can't believe I haven't, too!

[WCGreen]

17. Ghost World was great.....

Lost in Translation,,,,,

Ah, not so much....

[Wetzelbill]

20. you should check out your mafia name

I typed in Rev Recluse and then after that enigmatic. You should do it, it's hilarious.

http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php

[enigmatic]

22. hahahaha!

I got 'Double Barrel' Vito and Luca the Gun!!

[Wetzelbill]

23. I'm Silvio The Con

you got some cool names though. I like those. It cracked me up I just was typing in all the names I could think of.

[enigmatic]

24. 'Double Barrel' Vito sounds like a great wrestling name

We should be in the F.B.I. w/ Nunzio, Johnny The Bull, and Chuck Palumbo..

[Wetzelbill]

26. I love their theme music

when they all come out. It's pretty badass.

That does sound like a great wrestling name. Didn't 'Double Barrel'Vito wrestle Hay Stacks Calhoun for the world title one time?

[enigmatic]

27. Or Magnum TA!

When you were a kid, did you get Stampede Wrestling in TV at all? I know it reached down into the US from Calgary, but I can't remember when it went off the air..

[Wetzelbill]

30. oh yeah!

Bad News Brown. Honky Tonk Wayne. I used to watch Stampede Wrestling all the time.

[enigmatic]

33. I'm really bummed I didn't see it in it's heyday

Remember the local Fed I told you about up here that's going to do a wrestling show for the station? Nattie Neidhart (the Anvil's daughter)wrestles for them. She's damn good, and a sweetheeart, too..

[Wetzelbill]

34. no kidding

The Anvil was a beast. He looked like he could bench press the world and drain a pitcher of beer in the same minute and in no particular order.

How'd you like to go pick up a date and when you walk in the house to get her, she has a dad that's just a brick shithouse like The Anvil?

That would suck. I wouldn't even touch her, I'd be so spooked. (ok, I would) :)

What is the name of that Federation again?

[enigmatic]

35. Here it is

http://www.pwawrestling.ca/

We're going to the show in a couple of weeks; there's even a pic of us in the photos of the last two shows..

[Wetzelbill]

36. yeah that's a pretty cool site

I bet that's a blast watching those things. They got some pretty tough guys? Anybody you think might make it big?

[enigmatic]

37. A couple..

The Funky Bunch are a kind of Hardy Boyz clones; lots of high spots. The Tables and Laddrs Match they were in when Lance Storm appareared a couple months ago was great. Chris Steele has a Jericho thing going on w/ him; very good on the stick and sound moveset, too.

Nattie could go right into the WWE now and compete in the woman's division, but then again, there's really no woman's division anymore! Anyway, she's really good.

It's a blast watching it up close; they get a couple hundred a show, about 450 when Lance Storm was there. You know Rajah, of RajahWWF.com? He's there at all the shows, too.

If you go to the Night Of Champions III Gallery and go to page 5, I'm in pic 5181; the bald guy with the light t-shirt w/ his hands in his pockets in the stands....

[Wetzelbill]

38. oh yeah I was looking for you earlier

You said you were in there. I would have never caught that. Jeez you look pretty amped up, haha.

I was going to ask you, do you ever go to any football games up there? I remember when I was pretty young, maybe 10 or so, we stayed in a motel across from the Eskimos' stadium for a few days on vacation. We went to one of the games one night, my dad and brothers. It was pretty cool. I barely remember it, but it was a blast. First time I'd been to anything like that.

[enigmatic]

39. I'm a huge Saskatchewan Roughriders fan

My CFL team to root for; kinda a cross between the Green Bay Packers and Clevland Browns of the CFL. Which works out since I'm from Clevo and Mrs. E is a Packers fan. We go to 3 or 4 games a year when the Roughriders or Hamilton Tiger-Cats is in town (Mrs. E's favorite CFL team) and it's always great. I love the CFL; wide-open game, and the atmosphere is more college-like than corporate NFL, too. And they draw good, especially here in Edmonton; crowds of 50-60,000 aren't unusual..

[Wetzelbill]

41. oh yeah, very wide open

I think the Big Sky Conference patterned their style after the CFL. That's why you get college quarterbacks from the Big Sky, like former MT QB, Dave Dickenson, who go to the CFL and have solid careers.

I was always a Stampeders fan. I haven't watched the CFL in years. It's great fun though. Always enjoyed it when I was younger. I remember how it blew everybody away when Rocket Ismail went to the CFL. My friend was invited to try out for Edmonton one time. He played at a JUCO in Washington state, then was supposed to move on to a D-1 school, but he dropped out. He just lazed around our hometown and drank all the time. Big guy. It's funny cuz he's been my best friend since we were little kids and he's about 6'6 and 340 and I'm 5'1 and then I was about 125-130 or so. We look crazy hanging out together, haha. But, anyway, he got ahold of Edmonton and they checked him out and told him to come on up to camp and try out. I was supposed to whip him into shape for a few months before he went to camp, but he just wussed out. Partied all the time. Ended up not even going. Eventually he played a few years semi-pro in Omaha, but he missed his best years.

After HS, he and I both had scholarships to play sports in college. I decided to sit out a year to lift and get bigger etc, plus I had some family stuff going on. I fucked up though, because I never really wrestled competitively again, not on a serious basis. My friend went to a year of college than screwed off like I said. But, I remember the summer before he left for school. I was doing some wrestling and stuff that summer so I made him run with me sometimes, then go lift etc. He only did about half the stuff I did, if that, but he said he went to camp and was the best conditioned lineman there. The coaches were pretty impressed with that. Man, I wish I could've gotten that guy in shape though later on. He should have at least played a few years in the NFL. Damn, when you're young you don't really how stupid you are by wasting time and talent. I beat a guy on the Canadian National wrestling too. From Port Moody, Sasketchewan I believe.

Now I'm just lazy as hell and very retired, lol.

[NMMNG]

28. She is pretty enticing

Although I'm still partial to Kate Winslet

[NMMNG]

29. self-delete/dupe

[LynneSin]

40. I'm impressed that she ditched Tom Cruise after one date

he took her to the Scientology Center and tried to hook her up into the program. Who knows, if her IQ was down about 20 points she could have been the next Mrs. Tom Cruise instead of Katie Holmes. But fortunately Scarlett got out of there ASAP!

[Wetzelbill]

42. yeah that was impressive

that she had the wherewithal to just get out of dodge. I mean, it is Tom Cruise, you know? Most young women would have put up with it for a little bit. Scarlett just got rid of him, haha.

[LynneSin]

43. Not only did she get rid of him...

...but afterwards she backed out of Mission Impossible III. I guess she found Tom to be the Mission Impossible

[In_The_Wind]

44. not really

I'm immune to her powers!



BTW ... that doesn't mean that I can't still appreciate her brains and her beauty.