You guys probably already heard this joke but here goes:

[bearfan454]

Bush goes to visit 4th graders. He tells them he will answer questions. Joey say he has 3 questions. He asks:

Why did Al Gore lose when he got more votes than you ?
Why didn't you want an investigation into 9-11 ?
Why won't your Administration turn over the energy meeting papers ?

The recess bell rings and the kids go outside and play.

When they come back in Johnny says he has 5 questions for Bush. He asks:

Why did Al Gore lose when he got more votes than you ?
Why didn't you want an investigation into 9-11 ?
Why won't your administration turn over the energy meeting papers ?
Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early ?
Why didn't Joey come back after recess ?

Kind of funny, but not funny too, huh ?

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. Bush's response

he was sent off to re-neducation, if you oppose me or question me, its off to re-neducation

[ParanoidPat]

2. George Bush* and Dick Cheney......

......stop into an exclusive Washington restaurant for lunch. The waitress says, "hello Mr. Vice President, what will you be having today?"
Cheney responds, "I'll have the heart healthy salad".
The waitress says, "Good choice, how about you Mr. President?"
Bush* looks up from his menu, smiles and says, "How 'bout a quickie?"
The waitress slaps him across the face and screams. "How dare you! I voted for you because you said you'd restore honor and dignity to the Whitehouse and you have the nerve to say something like that! I'll never vote for you again!" With that she storms off leaving behind a visibly shaken Bush*.
Cheney chuckles, leans over to Bush* and says, "George, I think it's pronounced quiche!" :evilgrin: