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srubick Donating Member (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 07:32 PM
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Humor is the best medicine
THE BRONZE RAT

A smiling tourist walked into a small curio shop in San Francisco.
Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it.
He took it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, three hundred dollars for the story," said the owner.
The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting, he began walking faster.
But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he could.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," said the owner, "I'll bet you have come back for the story?"
"No," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican".
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 07:34 PM
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1. Good one.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 08:14 PM
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2. Good!
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-09-03 08:19 PM
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3. If laugter is medicine
then with jokes like this, who needs universal healthcare?
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