How Many Bush Administration Officials Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb

[ElectroPrincess]

The Answer is TEN...

1. One to deny the light bulb is burned out;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says that the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to declare to the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under a banner "Bulb Accomplished";

7. One Administration Insider to resign and reveal, in detail, how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One to disseminate talking points that George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along, because he had never made a mistake in his Presidency;

10. And finally, one to go on Meet The Press and explain that there was never a light bulb needed changing in the entire history of the glorious Bush Administration, and only freedom hating democratic liberals spreading lies say differently.

[TheDebbieDee]

1. LOL ! Thanks for the laugh!

[dajoki]

one to leak to novack that ...

they never denied that the light bulb was never burned out.:eyes:

[RedCloud]

5. All Forums Alert! This post by dajoki was not counted!

"one to leak to novack that ..."
Posted by dajoki
they never denied that the light bulb was never burned out.:eyes:

I reproduced it as it was before the censor got to it!
It should have been number 5.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. No Comment

The light bulb changing is part of an on-going investigation.

[NewJeffCT]

3. good one... don't forget.

don't forget, they also outsourced the changing of the bulb to a Chinese company, who employed 12 people at $1 apiece to change the bulb.

[RedCloud]

4. Excellent post ElectroPrincess

It was very "crushing".

And outside the WH the rednecks will debate:

Lite Bulb?

Lights better!

Less filling!

Great taste!

[China_cat]

6. None

they like being in the dark.

Like cockroaches.

[ElectroPrincess]

7. Thanks all ...

This is why "our fathers' conservatives" are slowly BUT surely beginning to WTFU. Why? They may be stingy but they're for both SMALL and big business. Plus, like my family, tend toward the secular vice bat-shit-crazy fundy side.

With no results, the same-O same-O propaganda formula is quickly becoming an inane and stale chorus ... well, to all but the kool-aide drinkers and many within our investor class.

All we need for a full belly-laugh is for "Bagdad Bob" (played by Frank Luntz) to *constantly* appear on the tube and SPEW even more bizarro statements ad nauseum. <eg>

Bring in the clowns! <eg>

[Placebo]

8. Listen, we have a light bulb CRISIS in this country.

We need to form a committee to investigate the possibility that a solution to this light bulb crisis can be found sometime in the future.

Fucking activist light bulbs.

[Initech]

9. Great stuff!

[ElectroPrincess]

10. BTW Please Let Me Know - If You Know?

I wish that I could take credit for this wit but I received in an email with no author noted. I hate that!?!

If anyone knows the source - Do tell?

I'm all for appropriate attribution because this stuff is damn *artwork*? :applause: :patriot: