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Mon Aug-15-05 07:14 PM
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OMG! O'Reilly was on my TV for 2 minutes! DU WOMEN: WASH ME! |
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i made the ultimate sacrifice. turned on Falafel-Bill for 2 minutes. that was all i could take.
BUT...
i feel that i have made the ultimate sacrifice and now request all the DU women bathe me to cleanse me of my sin.
i shall meet you all in the public square. bring your hands only as my body is a temple and your hands are the ONLY 'tools' that will be allowed to suds me up ('other' "tools" negotiable) ;)
quick! SUDS ME!
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:15 PM
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1. I call dibs on the bubble butt. |
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:16 PM
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3. Dibs on the WHAT??!!?? |
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Only bubble butt I know of is when I fart in the bathtub.
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:19 PM
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5. matcom has nice glutes - what can I tell you? |
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:19 PM
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:16 PM
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2. I have power washer that will scrape off that first layer of dermis... |
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:37 PM
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6. get your haz-mat gear here ladies.... |
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:39 PM
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7. Nooooooo, no no no.... |
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I've done enough for your tonight. It's not my fault they locked the thread.
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:46 PM
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:49 PM
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your ire isn't good here.
I'M in control and loving life :D
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:50 PM
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11. I'd say that was the suds talking |
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:51 PM
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12. only Poland Springs suds |
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tonight. :P
you lose. :bounce:
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:08 PM
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Mon Aug-15-05 07:51 PM
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13. I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems. |
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Jimmie: Good, we got one. The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:16 PM
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I wouldn't mind a sponge bath....
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:18 PM
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wire brush and Lava soap?
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