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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:02 PM
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Let's spread vicious rumors about Grovelbot.
I hear he has a really big drug problem and a weakness for cheap hookers.

What have you heard?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:04 PM
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I heard grovelbot
can't come into the country because he gave a 13-year old quaaludes and sodomized her at Jack Nicholson's house.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:04 PM
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1. I have heard that he is addicted to internet pr0n
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:05 PM
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2. Heard he was streaking at a Sox-Tigers game
:blush: Nekkid bots!
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:05 PM
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3. I heard Grovelbot is really an organic.
Edited on Mon Aug-15-05 08:07 PM by Jara sang
Not mechanical at all.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:14 PM
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4. He's a Friend of Gore
OOPS! I mean GORT!
Don't mess with him.

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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:29 PM
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5. I heard he's the love child of Tom DeLay and Margaret Thatcher
:yoiks:
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:32 PM
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6. "He's a philandering SOB!"
as quoted by his significant other.

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:34 PM
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7. He kidnapped all of our avatars and forced them to have avatar-on-dog sex
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 08:43 PM
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8. He listens to sean Hannity three hours a day.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 09:09 PM
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9. Actually he has a catsup fetish.. (pics to prove it)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 09:08 PM
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10. He and Elad at night?
No comment.

:evilgrin:
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 09:10 PM
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11. In his off time, he's a pimp in West Hollywood
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 09:11 PM
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12. I heard that Grovelbot uses WD40 as a personal lubricant
When he wants wants to get down
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