texanwitch
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:39 PM
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I found this poem about John Wayne Bobbit, men you may want |
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:42 PM
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John Bobbit's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray my penis I will keep And if I wake and it is gone I hope I'll find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free Don't see that little part of me And many cautions I must take To keep that part I love to shake
Much attention must I pay To see the knives are put away The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too There's just no telling what she'll do
So I cross my fingers, close my eyes, And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!
This article was added to LaughNet on Wednesday 16 March, 2005.
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:47 PM
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It is a very funny poem....but...so very wrong at the same time...
:rofl:
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Mon Aug-15-05 08:50 PM
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3. A male friend sent it to me a few months ago, I just find it on my |
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