Did anyone else have a "Monday" besides me? If so, help yourself

[JimmyJazz]

to a chocolate. (although with the day I've had today, the image you see probably says "f.u. hotlinker" instead of being a picture of some lovely candies)

[KitchenWitch]

1. I see chocolate

:D

[JimmyJazz]

5. Oh sure - with less than two hours left of today, it starts to pick up.

Figures. x(

[asthmaticeog]

2. Chocolates are nice.

But I prefer sweetmeats.

[JimmyJazz]

8. LOL - Cheap ones at that, no?

[asthmaticeog]

14. No, JJ, I like THOSE easy.

;)

[JimmyJazz]

17. Crap - you always do this to me.

And stop winking at me - it makes me nervous. :P

[asthmaticeog]

20. Well, then stop sticking your tongue out at me.

This is really too much to bear!

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

23. How is it too much to bear? It's not like I'm RKZ or something.

:o

[asthmaticeog]

29. Speaking of whom, I wonder where the hell my jar of fudge went?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

31. I know you just want a ding dong, so here ya go:

[asthmaticeog]

34. Pfffft. YOU want a ding dong.

[JimmyJazz]

36. Nah - just gimme some sno-balls and I'll be happy.

[asthmaticeog]

40. Eeeewwww. Coconut's nasty.

You nasty. Why you so nasty?


on edit: Heh heh. "Balls."

[JimmyJazz]

41. That's right - It's "Miss Jimmy" to you, dude.

Whewf - the sugar high is obviously starting to kick in :P

[asthmaticeog]

47. self-delete

The image link got munged, thus the joke is lost. Woe is me...

[JimmyJazz]

48. And here I thought perhaps you were exercising

some self restraint. Foolish me.

[asthmaticeog]

56. You thought wrong, Jimmy Jazz!

Lack of self-restraint is my bread, and offensiveness is my butter. Or is it offensiveness is my bread and lack of self-restraint is my butter? Shit.

OK, lack of self-restraint and offensiveness are my various breads and butters.

[JimmyJazz]

59. But, what are your shrimps and cheeseburgers?

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

62. Shrimps and cheeseburgers are their own things.

Fuckin' hell, JJ, not everything's a goddamn metaphor.

[JimmyJazz]

64. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or do you now have to have a snack

before retiring for the evening?

[jpgray]

3. I see a former president, who shall remain nameless (nt)

[JimmyJazz]

16. I'm sorry to tell you, but this wasn't a rorschach test!

:silly:

Actually, one time, I thought I posted a picture of ramen noodles and I could see the noodles, but everyone else saw "Fuck You Hotlinker" - That's why I said that. Okay, where's that thread about embarrassing oneself :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Mine wasn't THAT bad...but we did have another computer virus at work.

:grr:

So, thanks for the chocolate.

Sorry for your day. I hope the rest of your Monday goes well and that you have a better Tuesday. :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

9. I've been battling my own computer viruses lately -- and last

week I received spam on my cell phone. Somedays this modern technology stuff sux.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Some asshat real estate company calls me on my cell phone.

I told them if they could get me 150% of appraised value, I'd sell. Of course they can't, so I told them to pound sand.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. I had a Monday from hell....

Ta hell with chocolate. I am drinking brandy. :D

[JimmyJazz]

10. Brandy? If that's your poison.

:o I'm more into putting myself into a sugar coma. When I wake up, it'll be a brand new week!

[Patsy Stone]

7. Thank you so much.

I had a Monday. But it's long gone now and I love chocolate. :thumbsup:

[JimmyJazz]

13. Screw the chocolate - let's bring out the big guns:

I call dibs on the devil dogs :D

[Patsy Stone]

37. Delish, dahling!

Are those round pink things made out of the Peeps material? I think they are! :)

[JimmyJazz]

45. They are coconut sno-balls:

[Patsy Stone]

51. LOL!

Thanks for clearing that up. :) Yes, please! I'll have some.

[autorank]

11. Hijacked by psychos at the DMV...set the tone.

almost drove me to this...

[JimmyJazz]

18. I'm sorry that I can't accomodate you....How about a twinkie?

[autorank]

63. I suppose that will soak up some of 'the Captain". Thanks.

[In_The_Wind]

15. we have NUGGETS

alas . . . they don't mix with VODKA !

[JimmyJazz]

19. Nuggets are Nuggets, but TURTLES are a little taste of heaven:

[In_The_Wind]

33. you're right ( of course ) ... but

tonight ... I prefer VODKA ... and LOTS of it!

[LynzM]

21. I had about 3/4 of a Monday

And then a good 1/4 of a Tuesday, I think ;)

Thanks for the chocolate, and I hope your week gets better! :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

24. Meh - it's just STOOPID stuff that adds up and becomes

aggravating. I'm just being cranky. Thanks for the hug, though and help yourself to an extra piece of chocolate. :hug:

[LynzM]

26. Yeah, I hear ya

A little of this, a little of that, suddenly things suck :)

Is there a coconut chocolate left? I'd like one of those :bounce: You?

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. My Monday problems are tummy related, so I will have to pass...

although they are wonderful to gaze upon. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

25. Oh no - I hope it's nothing serious.

:( You know how I worry.

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Nothing serious.

Same old, same old. :hug: Thanks!

[In_The_Wind]

28. that won't help

but a whole bunch of this will I hope :cry:

[usedtobesick]

30. my Monday wasn't too bad but

may I still have a piece of Chocolate please?

[JimmyJazz]

35. Yes you may - you're just so polite about it, too!

:hi:

[usedtobesick]

38. well good manners are important.

and you were so nice to offer "monday sufferers" some relief. Thanks!

[Redstone]

32. JJ, remember that Monday is only an artificial construct;

an agreed-upon state of mind as it were, so whatever happens during that arbitrary segment of consciousness that we have colluded to deem "Monday" is but a transitory experience.

In other words, you can have a crappy day any day. Don't blame Monday; it's not its fault.

Now, doesn't that make you feel a WHOLE BUNCH better?

I thought it would.

Redstone

[JimmyJazz]

39. I thought you went for a walk! But, now that you're back, would you like

some chocolate cake?

[Redstone]

50. No, thanks, I don't eat anything sweet (insert whatever

double-entendre you wish to attach to that statement right here) anymore. Haven't for as long as I can remember.

But I appreciate the offer anyway.

Redstone

[sundog]

42. i had a blue monday

[JimmyJazz]

43. I see your floppy diskette of years gone by and raise you one:

[sundog]

44. i had a whole box of those

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

46. It's disappointing that I even know what the hell that is.

x(

[miss_kitty]

49. Comcast finally showed-3 hours later. so I didn't get anything done

but the cable is stuck nice and tight to my building now.

[JimmyJazz]

52. I wouldn't normally share this, but these are drastic times:

You'll have to provide your own spoon, though. :D

[miss_kitty]

60. mmm You know I am on an ice cream diet

seriously. The doctor told me I could eat anything that made me feel better. screw my cholesterol-it's not as bad as 'the other thing'
so tonight I had Haagen Dazs vanilla frozen yogurt.

I'll save the chocolate cupcake for later-I forgot-Stella pooped in the living room because I wouldn't get up at the pre-crack of dawn to take her out. :P

[spacelady]

53. Someone's got a case of the Mondaaaaays!

[JimmyJazz]

55. There's less than 45 minutes left of this Monday!

Yeah! For tomorrow is another day. :silly:

[merh]

54. Chocolate would be yummy!

A Monday on a monday, yep that's what I had! :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

57. For you, bunny - a bunny:

Now tell me where I put that Boomtown Rats cd! :crazy:

[merh]

58. Gee, that makes me so damned Hoppy!

:hug: Thanks so much :pals:

I don't know about your CD, I'm still trying to recover from the depression that gripped me when I saw the thingamabob for the 45 record. :-(

[JimmyJazz]

61. I know - that one hurts. But you need those if you've got one of these:

[merh]

66. And of course if you have one of those, you should have one of

these filled with 45s.


I have a blue case like this, minus the beatles faces and filled with 45s.

"One Tin Soldier" by Coven
"Young Girl" by the Union Gap
"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast" by Wayne Newton
"Paloma Blanca"
"Playground in My Mind" by Clint Holmes
"Hair" by The Cowsills
"My Melody of Love" by Bobby Vinton


I could go on and on!!!

:hug:

[blondeatlast]

65. Holy hell, yes--so thanks a bunch. My misery is here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3859928

[JimmyJazz]

67. You need more than chocolate! I'm sending good vibes and thoughts

your way! And a hug: :hug:

[blondeatlast]

73. Resolved now for the most part, but thanks for the support.

For you and your bad day, a bottle of wine, perhaps?

:hug:

[AuntieM1957]

68. You know how bad my Monday was?

so bad that I'm finally home LATE - tired and need to get to sleep soon because it's another day in hell tomorrow.

Looking for a bit of news/update/and a little lounge laughter before sleep.

Bit at the post that said did you have a Monday too? thinking a laugh in store.

INSTEAD A PHOTO OF THE THING I'D MOST LIKE TO HAVE AND AM MOST ALLERGIC TO.

God, I hope Tuesday is better....

:cry:

[totallynluv]

69. Yeah, I'm one sick puppy.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

71. Hi there, totallynluv!

WELCOME TO DU!

:hi:

[NMMNG]

70. They look delectable but I have to pass

I'm dieting :cry: and don't want to blow all that effort and time in the club by eating chocolate. Sweet, melty, endorphin-boosting chocolate...

[tjwmason]

72. Monday was only moderately bad on the scale of Mondays

So I can pass on the chocolates and go straight on to comforting you.

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