an LF question! (must be 18 to answer!)

[Lady Freedom]

What is your fav. sex toy(s)?

[Rashind]

1. Vibrators

Kinda useless for me, but fun for my lady, and fun for my lady is fun for me.

Buttplugs are just weird... Don't make things shaped like that. Dildos with balls are much better for anal play.

[MissMillie]

2. the one's that we're born with (n/t)

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[SOteric]

3. A big sweaty man of my acquaintance.

[BritishHuman]

27. I'm just a plaything to you.

Not that I'm complaining, mind. :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

41. Yeah. Sure.

Whatever.

I hadn't heard any complaints make their way past the lascivious grin on your face.

You realise of course, that this in no way invalidates the "I'm just dating you for your vast wealth," or "I'm just boinking you because of your extraordinarily endowed dangly bits," or "I'm only with you so we can motor 'round in your convertible" declarations of previous weeks.

[BritishHuman]

43. Cumulative. Right.

In that case I shall add "Wow - those legs!" to all my other reasons for dating you.

[Deja Q]

4. Well, I'm 31 but I'll answer anyway!

Condoms.

Gotta consider them a toy of a different sort...

[darknemus]

5. bondage gear

either my locking wrist restraints or just good old fashioned rope. Then of course there are the various clamps & harnesses and stuff for.. well.. all sorts of body parts.

Floggers are great - I own a couple that are deerhide. Fine quality work.

And I just like locks in general - the 'click' sound, itself, is a 'trigger' for me. Yes, I'm wired differently.

-darknemus

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. A gallon of cod liver oil, leather thigh-highs, Q-Tips, dry ice...

...and jumper cables.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. My big bald boyfriend...

And my favorite sex toy isn't really a sex toy...I get more out of him giving me full body massages than I get out of the actual act of intercourse.
Duckie

[darknemus]

8. Gotta add one more thing..

My 'Violet Wand' kit. The thing is from like, 1931 or something, but its really freaking cool.

(For those that don't know - its a device that generates a small static electrical charge through a glass tube that can be run along the skin - there are various attatchments for it, including a small ball and a 'fork' type attatchment - used for different types of sensation generation) It feels closest in nature to, well, a static shock - like you get when walking across carpet then touching a metal door. But its also midly abrasive.. its weird, but a great toy in the right hands.

-darknemus

[slinkerwink]

9. my pocket rocket, but I've had it for two years and the engine is making

funny noises.....so I need to replace it. I don't know if I should get the rabbit or another pocket rocket.

[Lady Freedom]

19. My advice...

get the rabbit!If you can find it try and get the dolphin! Thats a big "O"!!!!

[slinkerwink]

10. hahaha, if freepers are reading this thread, this must really scare them!!

See, freepers? We DUers are more sexually experienced than you freepers, who only do the missionary position. I've done more then twenty positions, haha. Poor freepers......

[darknemus]

13. lol.. dont be so sure.

Most of those Freeper types are the ones who spend their money on long-term sessions with Professional Dominatrixes. Usually right after attending some pleasant Church service with the wife and the 2.3 kids. Oh yeah - they're also usually heavy preachers of the whole 10 commandment thing. Of course, I guess the 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife' part is kind of, you know, a lesser thought.

-darknemus

[slinkerwink]

14. they spend their money on professional dominatrixes?

How sad.....when they can do a little bdsm session free with the wifey, but then she's brainwashed with those "christian morals" not to partake in sinful pleasures....other than the missionary position. I have a feeling that 85% of freeper females have never experienced the big O.

[darknemus]

15. lol.. I'd tend to agree

And yes, Generally speaking, the vast majority of a Pro Domme's clients consist of high money, typically conservative 'buttoned up' stuffed shirt types. I've known many Pro Domme's.. and that's, like I said, the jist of their client base.

Oh yeah, those are usually the guys with the really freaky fetishes, too - and usually have a big thing for forced feminization / heavy degradation scenes.

-darknemus

[Lady Freedom]

17. Have to ask!

ever do the electic slide?

[slinkerwink]

23. nope, I don't know what that means....

care to explain by PM? I'm 21...

[Lady Freedom]

24. Sent!

And I can say to you that it is... WOW!!!!!

[Jackhammer Jesus]

11. It's just not right unless you've got

a horned viking helmet and a wooden oar.

:7

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

12. My last girlfriend had something like a Cat'O'Nine tails

it was a cat'o'ninety tails. Ninety thin leather strips, bound together in a pewter dragon's head at the top of the black leather-wrapped handle.
The only one I've "worked" with.
:evilgrin:

[southerngirlwriter]

16. a paddle, a vibrator, lavender-scented oil.......

........and edible body glitter.

Yummy.

[kckc]

18. Toys? I don't need no stinkin' toys...

since my man is Equipped with a Capital E! Not to mention a tongue that just won't quit...

[Lady Freedom]

20. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Let me know if you get tired of him! And welcome to DU!

[oustemnow]

21. I have a sock puppet that I use as a, um, receptacle

the googly eyes really enhance the experience at the point of climax.

[Mysterio]

22. My favorite sex toy is...

My left hand and a bottle of cherry-flavored lube. :evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

25. You a south paw, i see

how about both hands?!?

[darknemus]

32. I'm left handed..

and I have like, no chance of doing, well, 'that' right handed - just won't work. I'm like a total buffoon with that hand, its sad.

-darknemus

[RandomKoolzip]

26. My wife.

She likes to be "taken," you see. She's an aggressive submissive, although we switch off roles sometimes...I like to be submissive, too, so the whole "aggressor" thing is kind of a stretch for me. But it makes her happy, so what the hell, you know? Don't worry, I'm not talking about slapping or bodily injury or anything, I'm talking about the act itself.

[grannylib]

28. Body butter

[Terwilliger]

29. I'd answer, but I'm not 18

:D

[commander bunnypants]

30. My wife's hair

wink wink


DDQM

[VelmaD]

31. Excellent answer...

swoon...thud

[Aristus]

33. Why Lady Freedom, I thought you knew:

My wife! No question about it!

[The Lone Liberal]

34. 100 gallon stock tank, Strawberry Jello and a 90 HP Evinrude.

:hippie:

[darknemus]

35. So, wait, am I the only bondage freak on here?

We're always so isolated. (usually sitting in a corner :) )

Oh well, its all good :evilgrin:

-darknemus

[TXlib]

40. Nope

I love a good Domme.

[Leftist78]

36. My wife...

and her friend :evilgrin:

[demgurl]

37. I just can't narrow it down.

I have enjoyed so many things. I love handcuffs. I just adore our anal vibrator. I enjoy Alka Seltzer. Lube is always good to make the toys that much more fun. And, of course, I love my regular vibrator. There are way too many things to narrow down to one and I enjoy them all!

Christina

[darknemus]

38. handcuffs are cool..

But they aren't the most practical device in the world. I have a nice pair of leather locking wrist restraints - toss in a double snap hook and you have a very servicable restraint, front or back.

Ok, I need to ask. what's up with the alka seltzer?

-darknemus

[TXlib]

39. rubber duckie

just don't ask what it's used for...

[salmonhorse]

42. My girlfriend, Pixie...

And research associate, Ms Morehouse/Baroness VonSalmonhorse ~

[TrogL]

44. Big black buttplug

Haven't used it as much now that I've learned how to relax.

[VOX]

45. slinkerwink. (It had to be said.)

Careful, though -- a little goes a looong way. And too much can be fatal.

You die smiling, however. :hi: