Anyone here ever eat, drink or breathe?

[Misunderestimator]

Just curious if I'm all alone in this.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Feeding tube and gills...so...no.

:P

[Richardo]

24. .

:rofl:

[terrya]

2. Sometimes.

When the mood hits me.

[progmom]

3. oh honey, you're not alone

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

7. Am too...

Right this minute anyway... :hug:

[progmom]

26. right this minute i would prefer to be alone

rather than in an office full of cranky people. :)

[Misunderestimator]

27. Yeah, that sucks... I only have to deal with cranky birds.

:D

[Heidi]

4. This is about that stupid sleaze test, annit?

(Yeah, it's the ESP again.) I swear that quiz was designed by fundamentalist . . . people. :eyes:

And _no_ , you're not alone.

[Misunderestimator]

6. I keep seeing references to a sleeze test, but I haven't seen the original

:shrug: And I'm too lazy to search for it.

:hi:

[Heidi]

10. The sleazy sleaze test . . .

specially designed by sanctimonious people to make us feel bad about ourselves. http://www.tfxsoft.com/fun/tests/sleaze.php

:hi:

[Redstone]

12. Oh, that stupid thing. Someone brought it up a while back as well.

It was stupid then, too.

Redstone

[Heidi]

18. Hey, Redstone.

I'm hugging everyone rational today. So here's yours: :hug:

[Redstone]

29. Why, thank you. It's especially nice to be called

"rational" once in a while. Doesn't happen a lot, though you can generaly count on me to not get snookered by the fad and / or hysteria of the day.

Redstone

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. wait--so a high score isn't really better? dang.

[Heidi]

15. I don't care what anyone's score is.

Don't even get me started.

Welcome to DU, by the way.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

21. thanks for the welcome.

[Misunderestimator]

14. Is 130 bad?

Somehow I thought I would rate sleazier than that. But yeah... weird test.

[Heidi]

16. Weird because you can't win.

It's just like high school: the more "socially engaged" get "high" scores and the virgins and less socially engaged get "low" scores, and nobody wins because it's an "us" and "them" thing. I hate stuff like that. Really. Really.

[Misunderestimator]

17. Oooh, I see that now... So, whatever the result.. it's a bad judgment.

Interesting... and perverse.

[hunter]

42. I'm still trying to figure out how I scored, um, above 100.

I never do anything sleazy. God knows I don't vote Republican.

[nookiemonster]

5. Uh, no thanks.

I'll stick to osmosis.

[meegbear]

8. One weekend I "experimented" with it ...

but realized it's not for me.

[Misunderestimator]

9. I tried breathing once...

but I didn't inhale.

[Heidi]

11. That was back in the 70s, right?

:rofl:

[meegbear]

19. Yeah, made me the liberal I am ...

Respectful of all lifestyle choices.

[Heidi]

20. Right on.

Same here, but mine was in the early 80s.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Breathing's for lightweights.

I inject oxygen into my arm. "Skin-popping," the kids call it.

As for food and drink, feh. I get all the protein I need via PowerBar Suppositories.

On Edit: as for that sleaze test: I got a 158...mostly because of my past drug use; the weird sex stuff I've never been too keen on.

[Misunderestimator]

25. Oh... Powerbar suppositories...

They don't melt very quickly do they? :scared:

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Not for me.

My sphincter's cold like Alaska.

[kedrys]

23. During my lab rat days, I added chloroplasts to my skin matrix

I'm a tad greenish, but all I have to do is go out in the sun and laze. :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. It's overrated.

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

31. last time I looked ... I was eating, drinking and breathing

:hi:

[sundog]

32. no n/t

[Misunderestimator]

33. pffft.... eom

[sundog]

41. i'm sorry

[Mutley]

34. Never.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Good morning, MisU!

I plan to eat, drink and breathe until my life is taken from me!

And that had better be a VERY long time from now....

I took that sleaze test...a whopping big score: 44! Not much fun on a date...huh...

Oh well...haven't dated in over 40 years...who knows, or cares?

How are you today? :pals:

[Misunderestimator]

36. Good Morning, Peggy!

:hi:

Not too bad, thank you very much... We just went out and bought a hottub/spa yesterday! :woohoo: So in a couple of weeks I'll be doing great! :bounce:

44... I would have guessed as much ;) :pals:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

37. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :pals:

[asthmaticeog]

38. Locking.

Bodily functions thread.

[Misunderestimator]

39. Yeah, well, you don't have a little grey bust next to your name...

now, do you? :P

[asthmaticeog]

40. I am caught.

:cry: