What lines have people used on you?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

I remember my "first love" telling me "You have beautiful, beautiful blue eyes" and "You have such a long, slim neck - you remind me of a medieval princess." People will say anything when they want something, won't they?

[Kire]

1. Hi, wanna dance?

It worked...the second time.

[TlalocW]

2. First girlfriend

Threw me into a garage door and asked, "What kind of girl is it that you like again?" then kissed me. The night before I had mentioned that I liked women who knew what they wanted. :)

That worked pretty well.

TlalocW

[Trigger Hippie]

3. You're so pretty, blah, blah, blah

But the one that really works on me is when they say I'm so smart. :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

4. mmm, mmm - if you were a juice you'd be very fine

[Trigger Hippie]

8. Great one!

:rofl:

:loveya:

[eyepaddle]

5. Well, I used to be a taxi driver

so you can fill in almost any phrase of drunken desperation--from both genders and all ages! Well, actually never any young ones (thank god--that'd be creepy) but some from REALLY old people. I had a fairly bemused reaction to it usually--often good for a bit of a chuckle, actually.

Some of the most classic were along the lines of "If you want to get off--after you get off..." "You're the sexiest man I know tonight I'm gonna give you a {breezy employment-paraphrase}"
And once "(drunken hiccup) you have a very......powerful______" Not that that guy'd ever know! (The blank rhymes with "rock")

I bust out laughing at that last one! I wanted to ask if that ever worked, but figured, no better off just sending him on his way, with a polite but firm no thanks!

That was kind of an interesting job.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Some guy flexed his bi-cep and said, "feel this baby, it's real."

[livetohike]

7. "I think we knew each other in a past life"

:-)

[NewJeffCT]

9. A few humorous ones

I had a woman on a first date ask me if I was a breakfast cereal, what cereal would I be? She was nice, but we didn't have a second date, as I was a bit flummoxed by that question right out of the box and I'm sure I didn't make a good impression.

I was at an ATM machine once and a rather heavyset woman with enormous breasts walked by and said, "Hey, if you give me some of that (meaning the money I was withdrawing), I'll give you some of these (meaning her breasts)"... my sheepish response was something like, "No thanks, I think you may be too much woman for me." I'm pretty sure she was just joking, but I don't often inspire boldness in women, so it's always stood out in my mind.

[Shell Beau]

10. Some guy actually said to me....

"Want to try my magical 3?" I am assuming he meant inches. Yuck!!! I'm glad he was proud and all, but 3 won't do it. Jerk!

[Divameow77]

11. When I told a guy I was married

"well a ring can't block a hole"

Nasty man!

[NewJeffCT]

12. "Oh, that's my husband"

Well, I had an odd situation once – not quite a 'first' line or a pick-up line, but it was kind of a stunner to me.

After my ex-wife filed for divorce, I went on a real dating spree. I even met several women from online.

But, I met one woman from online at a local pub. She seemed nice enough, but was a bit too quiet for my tastes. I am generally quiet and laid-back, but am always attracted to outgoing and energetic women.

Anyhow, I walk her to the parking lot and she turns around and starts kissing me and then aggressively making out with me. I went with the flow because she was a fantastic kisser, but was surprised as well.

Then, I notice a guy staring at us from a few cars over. I whispered to her that a guy has been standing there staring at us for several minutes now.

She said, matter of factly, "oh, that's my husband." Kind of took the steam out of it for me.

[Roland99]

13. Clothesline and fishing line