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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 05:37 PM
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My Doctor says I can't have any more cliches.
How will I survive?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 05:42 PM
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1. WHAT? I'd demand a second opinion!
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 05:42 PM
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2. One day at a time.
Ooops, sorry.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:07 PM
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3. Avoid, them, then, like...
...like...well, just avoid them.
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JohnnyBoots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:27 PM
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5. Avoid cliches like the plague, is my advice.
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:17 PM
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4. After the rain comes a rainbow.
I used to think I had it bad because I had no shoes, then I met a man with no feet.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:27 PM
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6. So you stole his shoes, right?
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:28 PM
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7. Technically, I *borrowed* them.
He wasn't using them... :shrug:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:33 PM
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8. I had to give up cliches too.
My doctor said I had to stick to a strict regimen of nebulous metaphors.
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 06:36 PM
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9. I don't understand this.
Cliches are low in fat, sodium, sugar, and calories. And--no caffeine. I don't think they even have any food coloring. What's the problem? Why would he do this to you?:shrug:
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