kmla
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Wed Aug-17-05 08:43 AM
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Wow... Matcom's ass-crack smiley is really speedy today. |
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Edited on Wed Aug-17-05 08:55 AM by kmla
There can be many expanations and hypothises, but I think it can be narrowed down to the following explanations:
A. The smiley recently lost alot of weight, and is much more mobile than before. Feels much better.
B. The smiley is a methamphetamine addict.
C. The smiley really has to go pee. Really, really bad.
What's your explanation?
Let's discuss.
On edit:
P.S. Upon further observation, the spanking purple hippo is a little slower than usual today, too.
Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmm."
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Fleshdancer
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Wed Aug-17-05 08:49 AM
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My money is on the first choice. The ass-crack smiley has been climbing stairs for a long time now so it makes sense that it's losing weight. I don't know if it feels better though, but it's certainly faster.
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Wed Aug-17-05 08:51 AM
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Hugin
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Wed Aug-17-05 08:51 AM
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3. It's an optical illusion. |
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You know... Like how the flat earth looks spherical when they film it from those "Space ships" which are really some studio deep in the Nevada desert.
Yeah, that's it.
;)
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Wed Aug-17-05 08:57 AM
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4. Crystal Meth-the scurge of the ass crack smiley world |
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Edited on Wed Aug-17-05 08:57 AM by underpants
sad truly sad
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El Fuego
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Wed Aug-17-05 09:14 AM
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5. When he shrank the smiley |
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The smiley speed increased by inverse proportion. It's Newton's First of Smileys. ;)
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