Children: Gift of God or Spawn of Satan?

[Taverner]

My kid's both...

[JimmyJazz]

1. Children of a God with a really, really wacky sense of humor.

:crazy:

[tridim]

2. I like kids, but did you have to use the word "snowflake"?

[stopbush]

3. Children are our gifts to ourselves. They are what we make them.

They can turn out to be something of lasting value, or they can turn into the fruitcake that no one wants. If we raise them correctly, they can become a gift to the world.

Since there's no god or satan, your poll is missing any realistic options.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. THey are gifts from God, but since God has a sense of humor, s/he sends

them to us via Satan.

[Hugin]

5. At least they're honest...

We're the same except the older children lie.