Jack, who ran over the crosses

[salinen]

has been offered a post in the * administration. Probably ambassador to Tahiti.

Joke, but maybe not.

[Hugin]

1. Homeland Security Chief?

There's always some sort of warped logic to the postings.

[Squatch]

2. Isn't his name Larry something-or-other?

[salinen]

5. Larry? Jack?

how bout Moran?

[soothsayer]

6. Jack. Ass. It's his nickname, if not his given name

[hyphenate]

13. Northern

Two differing sets of info about him in two sets of articles.

One says he's 59, and another says he's 46. I don't know which is the right one.

[auburngrad82]

15. His name's Larry but I refer to him as "Jackoff"

[lpbk2713]

3. Dept of Transportation

Highway Safety Manager

[hippiechick]

4. Faith Based Initiative Director

:puke:

[Wapsie B]

7. I have to wonder

what would happen if I were to go to one of the number of anti-abortion displays I've seen and mow down the little crosses there? My guess is that I would be hunted down and dealt with like a wild animal.

[libhill]

9. That would be all over the media for months

"Wild eyed commie libral desecrates crosses! Christians being persecuted by Lefties! DUer Hates America! Won't support the troops!" I can just hear Rush Limpballs and all of those other windbags right now. Of course, if a Bush supporter does it, it's o.k. By the way - the jerk off knocked over some flags too - isn't flag desecration a crime?

[Wapsie B]

12. That's right.

But it's not flag desecration if a conservative did it. :sarcasm:

Remember with these people up is down and black is white.

[MissMillie]

14. should we ask the folks at FR?

they think this is no big deal. (Of course, they're idiots...)

[Wapsie B]

16. I'm sure the perp in this case is looked on as a hero by more than a few

on the right.

[libhill]

18. Wrong

they hate America, they're supporting the enemy terrorists. They also persecute Christians. I mean, a memorial for soldiers K.I.A. was desecrated, as well as crosses and American Flags. If they think it's no big deal, then they're anti-American enemy supporters. What's good for the goose is good for the god damn wing nut gander.

[tridim]

8. Secretary of shit-kicking small penised pseudo-patriots

[zbdent]

10. Aruba - to go run over some high-school blondes . . .

[FlyByNight]

11. Or heading Veterans Affairs

The administration has a knack for putting the direct opposite of what's needed in various positions.

:mad:

[johnnie]

17. Probably

georgie's designated driver.

[libhill]

19. Let's hope he can handle a bicycle better, anyway.

n/t