Hubert Flottz
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Mon Nov-10-03 05:41 AM
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Were you ever SO much in love that you wrote a lovesong? |
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I did once! It was called, "I love you so fuc?ing much I could sh?t" I recorded it on the 'Oral Roberts' lable, but it didn't sell well because the hole in the middle of the record kept healing up!
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Mon Nov-10-03 06:01 AM
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but I never gave it to the guy . Instead I left the lyrics in my folder for Honors English . My teacher found it and entered it into a contest ( without my permission ) and read it in front of the whole class . Talk about being embarassed (sp?). I still write songs to this day instead of telling the person how I feel because I am shy . I plan to record them one day .
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Mon Nov-10-03 06:49 AM
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Mon Nov-10-03 06:55 AM
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3. wrote nary a song, only hired the band |
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then went shopping.
Come, we go look for some sleeping pills
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:47 AM
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13. See Rush (dimebag)Lameballs for downers! |
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Going shopping is always the first step to falling in love for me!
Repubs can't fall in love because they are all buysexual!(so UGLY they gotta' buy sex) Too tight to spend the money for sex so they never don't get any! A lifetime of carrying around all those rusty loads is what makes Repubs so hateful and mean! That's why they try to pork everybody!
Come we buy KKKarl Rover a vinyl ?itch and hope he gets dogknotted!
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Mon Nov-10-03 07:16 AM
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4. Yup - more than one even |
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And lots and lots of breakup songs.
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Mon Nov-10-03 07:59 AM
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5. yes, I make up little songs to sing to my beloved little cats. |
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Mon Nov-10-03 08:08 AM
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6. yup. it was titled.... |
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my thong is on fire with the thought of you nekkid.
wanted barry mannilow to record it but he never returned my calls. x(
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Mon Nov-10-03 08:12 AM
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7. Thongs on fire: is that the lisp-equivalent of 'talking in tongues' |
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like they say the holy ghost taught them apostles ....first recorded biblical outing of fellatio?
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Hubert Flottz
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:35 AM
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10. Try sending it to Jon Asscrust he might record it! |
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Love shouldn't be a burnin' thang! NO love should be Warm and Moist! The burnin' thang might indicate that, your darlin' one has given you a garden variety case of the 'Hong Kong Dong'!(buy yoself a large rubber hammer)
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Mon Nov-10-03 08:31 AM
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Edited on Mon Nov-10-03 08:32 AM by moz4prez
but i have never been in love and the song was dedicated to love. does that count?
probably not :+
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:28 AM
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9. Some say LOVE is a long and slender thang! |
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:38 AM
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but really bad poetry. But that was when I was young and naive. Haven't given up on bad poetry, but I have on love. ;-)
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Mon Nov-10-03 10:01 AM
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16. See, that's what I tried to tell my son! *** "Gals Like Poetry" |
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When my son was first starting to chase the ladies, I tried to instruct him on the proper way to conduct himself with his gal!
I said, "Sit her down next to you on the front porch swing and snuggle up close! Then say to her, Come here you sweet fragrant blossom I want to squeeze you with all my heart!"
That evening his lady friend came by and I sneaked around and was listening to see how he impressed her with his new line! He pulled her over on top of him with a forceful jerk and said, "Come here you White Bellied Possum, I'm gonna' squeeze you till you fart!"
Needless to say it took awhile to get that boy married off!
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:43 AM
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12. Yes. More Than Once. All For My Wife |
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One of them was written as an anniversary present. Went to the studio and played all the parts except drums. (Sorry, used Linn Drums)
Played the sax solo on a synth, but tried to evoke the feeling of the sax on Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street". (Don't like the song all that much, but really liked the haunting sax sound.)
Sang it in three parts. Made a computer generated cover for the tape, a homemade card and set everything up by the coffee machine so when she came in the kitchen in the morning, all she had to do was pop the tape in a boombox i put in the kitchen to hear it.
I don't know that she completely understands how much work it was, but that's ok. She liked the song. The Professor
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:47 AM
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I would be willing to give another go at love if I could find a man who would do something as special as that for me. :D
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Mon Nov-10-03 10:02 AM
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Mon Nov-10-03 10:04 AM
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18. Yeah that was a nice thing to do! |
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Here is another Atta' Boy!
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Mon Nov-10-03 10:40 AM
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got any equally talented, thoughtful, and romantic single brothers? ;-)
:hi:
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Mon Nov-10-03 09:51 AM
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First verse:
Some people need candlelight and fine champagne Some people need warm fireplaces and slow heavy rain Some people need pillow talk playfully cooed But for me, darling, you are the mood.
Copywright
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Mon Nov-10-03 10:38 AM
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20. yeah, but then I'm a songwriter |
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