I'm 10 posts from 1000.

[Arianrhod]

Someone please give me something to gab incoherently about.

:)

[flakey_foont]

1. how's the weather where you're at?

[Arianrhod]

3. Weird.

Jumps from ice to fire every other day. Seriously.

The shutting down of the Gulf Stream is wreaking havoc.

[flakey_foont]

11. Ice to Fire?

do you live in Asgard?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. OK....I've got a snarky question for you!

How can we ask you things when you have your userprofile disabled?

(Sorry, this is a pet peeve of mine!)

And BTW, congrats on getting to 1000 posts...a newly minted member of the four digit club....when you get there...because you will!

:hug:

[Arianrhod]

4. I didn't realize it was!

I'm afraid I'm computer illiterate. Mine is basically a glorified typewriter.... And when it comes to the Internet, I'm a complete idiot.

Thanks, though. I'm a displaced Californian myself, hoping to go back there in a year or so. Not to any major city, though; I'm done with those! Mountains, here I come. . . .

[billyskank]

5. You're still eight posts away. You're really not trying hard enough.

:P

[Arianrhod]

8. True. I'm pretty lazy.

Which is why I enlisted your help.

Thanks! :)

[tjwmason]

6. A simple question

Isn't your message self-contradictory?

You wish to have something to gab incoherently about. If you were gabbing incoherently, then it would not really be about anything - surely.

Sorry - I know that I'm a pedantic git - just tell me to piss-off if you'd rather. :hi:

[Arianrhod]

7. Oh, you've never heard me gab then. :)

I am the master of the run-on sentence. For example:

It was not long after the church bells began ringing that Laura appeared, her lithe body shimmering like the heat waves that engulfed her from the setting sun, all legs and curves and smooth brown skin turning just a tinge of red from her long day on the beach, and ruffled my hair in that way she had when she was feeling mischievous--a twinkle in her eye, as was I--before leaving me, breathless once again, alone with the darkling sea.

See, now, that is about something, although for the life of me I can't figure out what.

Thanks for your help! :)

[billyskank]

9. Sounds like it came from a really cheap novel

:)

[Arianrhod]

10. Which I hope to write someday. :) nt

[Arianrhod]

12. THANK YOU, EVERYONE, FOR YOUR HELP! nt