Shredr
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:27 PM
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Q: How many Bush Admin. officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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A: None.
There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day, and turning a corner.
About this bulb we have no doubts and no regrets. There have been no mistakes.
Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media.
That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the value of it's service to our country and gives aid and comfort to our critics.
You are either for us or against us. Why do you hate America and our freedom?
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Made me laugh. Hope it's not a dupe.
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:28 PM
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1. It was on Altercation about five months ago |
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but it's still quite funny, in a sad way, because it is so true.
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:30 PM
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2. just one, but they don't know when |
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:31 PM
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:35 PM
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4. None, they never realize when they are in the dark. |
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:45 PM
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5. One, but they can only screw one direction: up. |
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