I'm sad. Mrs Matcom Is Out Getting Liquored Up With The Girls From Work

[matcom]

x(

*I* want to get liquored up with 'working girls'! :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

1. aw - pookie. Would you like me to post a certain pic to remind you

of what she looks like? Would that make you feel better? :)

[matcom]

4. oh i don't care about HER

somebody get me some 'working girls'!

[Shell Beau]

2. I am SURE she deserves it!

;-)

[Sanity Claws]

3. You should be able to take advantage of her

this evening. Maybe some of the other working girls too.

[Rising Phoenix]

5. You should party too

then when she comes home you'll be on the same wave length

[LaurenG]

6. That was my thought. nt

[matcom]

12. we have company coming over this saturday

i have to clean the house x(

[NewJeffCT]

21. so, you stay home & clean the house while she is out partying?

props to Mrs. Matcom...

[WCGreen]

7. Here's the working girls....

A bit long in the tooth,,,,,

They are so two centuries ago, but they do in a pinch

[SOteric]

8. ~I'm~ employed.

How big a Martini would you like before DS1 gets home to take you out to dinner? :7

[matcom]

9. 2 gallons

and please serve it to me in fish-net stockings

oh and...

FMP's

thanks. *sniff*

[SOteric]

10. Coming right up...

Just let me find the matching garter belt to this French Maid's outfit...

[matcom]

11. oh, now you have made it WORSE

i cint spall to weell tipeing witf won hand

[Rising Phoenix]

13. every woman needs a girls night out...

she'll come home loving and wanting you even more.

[matcom]

15. no, no, no, no.

i want to drink with 'working girls' of my OWN!

[swag]

14. Oh. I thought you were going to be all sensitive 'n' shit.

[matcom]

16. pppfffttt

you don't know me well enough by NOW? :D :shrug:

[matcom]

17. she just called. they are on their way home

:cry:

none of you. NONE OF YOU came THROUGH for ME!

and all this time i thought you LOVED me! x(

not even sundog came through. not a SINGLE 'working girl' showed up.

*kicks rock*

[Mrs.Matcom]

18. i'm going out

more often! I came home and Matcom had cleaned off his disaster that he calls a desk!! Even dusted! And Vacuumed! Almost had heart failure!

I must thank you all for not sending over any 'working girls' Mrs. Sniffa was right in her assumption about me coming home. Unfortunately, Matcom has been home drinking while I was out having my one and a half adult beverages...had to drive home and be responsible and all.

So now I had best go and check that he is eating his left over Chicken fried steak that i made him last night...;)

[GOPisEvil]

19. WHAT?!?!?! He cleaned house?!?!

And YOU COOKED last night?!?!

It's bizarro-world...:crazy:

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. I know!

what is happening to us??? Arrrgggg! I think you need to come up here and put us into our places! help!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

23. I'll admire his mixer again.

Maybe he'll bake something for me, er, us. :)

[matcom]

24. i'm a "metrosexual"

eat my dust baby!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

25. Do you use facial lotion with an SPF?

You really should, you know. :D

[matcom]

26. NEVER!

[GOPisEvil]

28. Oooh...rich, Corinthian leather.

[Mrs.Matcom]

33. You are too funny!

the only time he puts any sun screen on his face is when we go to Mexico! That is why he looks older than me! :D

[yvr girl]

29. Hey Mrs. Matcom!

How the heck are you?

Only 1/2 a drink - how very responsible of you. You need to get liquored up at home now - hurry up - you're behind.

[matcom]

30. don't encourage her

:eyes:

[yvr girl]

37. You're not the boss of me!

:eyes:

[Mrs.Matcom]

32. Isn't it sad!

The place we went to tonight charged 5.25 for a very watered down margarita. I switched over to a 'tiny' vodka and sprite and it tasted like just sprite! next time I go out I am sticking to beer!
Don't like to take a chance on getting pulled over so I only have two drinks when I drive. Had a nice meal though!
Am currently drinking as fast as I can to try to catch up, but I don't think that will be possible tonight! HAHAHA!!! :D

[yvr girl]

35. One of the best things about Boston

was that I wasn't driving!

Although, on second thought *remembers the horrible hangover* maybe it's a good thing I'm usually driving.

I'll tell you what - I'll start drinking now, so you can have someone who's not totally blitzed already to drink with.

[Parche]

20. sad

You sound like a typical man......"winer" hahaha

[Misunderestimator]

27. Dammit! I'm late... seeya!

:yoiks:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

31. How about a fake cop or two?

will that do?

[Mrs.Matcom]

34. ROFLMAO!!!!! n/t

[matcom]

36. YOU are part of the PROBLEM!

:D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

38. How can that be. I am the solution.

snarf!