i think we need a lounge deity

[sundog]

since i would win by a landslide, and subsequently take the breathless thrill out of the whole affair, i will not put my hat in the ring...

so...

who's interested?

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I shall also decline to put my hat in the ring

I am nowhere near qualified to be a deity.

[sundog]

3. there are no prerequisites

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Check out my "Ugh, I'm an idiot" thread

That kind of ineptitude disqualifies me from and deity...ness...or something.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

6. same here

nt

[sniffa]

8. weLL, of course

you're canadian.

[benburch]

2. I think the lounge deity...

... MUST be the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[Jara sang]

4. Me. I am.

I'm already omnipotent.

[sundog]

11. omnipotency can be cured

:D

[Jara sang]

18. Silence blaspheme!

Don't make me smite you!

[havocmom]

19. You get all that spam too?

;)

[yellowdogintexas]

5. you are all wrong: the Lounge Diety is OBERON nt

[sniffa]

7. i think i'm an obvious contender

mainLy due to my modesty.

[sundog]

10. aww, that post even makes *me* blush

:blush:

you modest thing you

[motely36]

12. I though Grovelbot was the lounge deity

:shrug:

[sundog]

14. he's too much of a recluse

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. I thought so too

:shrug:

[Elidor]

13. We shall all worship Buddy Lee!

Bow before the kewpie!

[MrScorpio]

16. No matter who it is, I get worshipped at home

Every day

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I'm not interested, but I do nominate JJ and/or progmom

:7

[sundog]

21. you would make a really good god

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. You think?

Maybe I could toss my hat in the ring.... Is there going to be a poll or something to decided? Should I start a campaign?

[motely36]

20. how about kleeb?

:)

[Reciprocity]

22. Toobro the Panamanian god of lotteries

Peggy Bundy turned me onto him in an episode of Married with children.

[yvr girl]

23. Pick me, Pick me!

I always wanted to be a deity.

[Tom Kitten]

51. you're already worshipped, goddess!

So that we may have yvr lasting life! :evilgrin:

[jpgray]

25. It would probably look like this

[sundog]

27. awwww

[UrbScotty]

26. I nominate Him:

There I go again.

[sundog]

28. he's dead n/t

[UrbScotty]

45. How does that make Him less of a God?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????????

[sundog]

47. he's dead n/t

[UrbScotty]

52. There you go again (nt)

[sundog]

62. i was just saying he's dead, nothing more n/t

[hfojvt]

84. so you are saying 'god is dead?'

I think there is still a secret society of Yak worshippers, but the first rule of Yak-club is "never talk about Yak-club"

[UrbScotty]

91. Could you PLEASE explain why a dead guy can't be God?

[sundog]

94. because he's dead n/t

[UrbScotty]

96. What the Helms is wrong with you?

Do you not care about 'Murka?

[Catholic Sensation]

29. regardless of her reply to this thread I nominate LPFF

:hug:

[hippiepunk]

30. seconded

:)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

32. hahaha

:loveya:

[Catholic Sensation]

34. i figure if i have idols and icons devoted to you

the du lounge should too

:loveya: back :)

[name not needed]

35. same here

as she will not smite me immediately

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

31. My nomination:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

33. what about primate1?

i don't want the diety to be an american, that's super cliche!

[name not needed]

39. You're borderline Canadian

any closer to the border and you'll be eating 6 kinds of bacon and saying "eh".

[Catholic Sensation]

60. she doesn't eat meat

so it would be vegetarian bacon, aka fried tomato skins

[ghostsofgiants]

74. I'm far too inept for the job

[AussieDave]

36. How's about the Pope ??

[tjdee]

37. I thought the lounge deity was Cthulhu?

Plus, he's got wings!

http://www.yog-sothoth.com.nyud.net:8090/docs/graven-images-fimo-cthulhu.jpg

[belladonna]

38. There was a time

Once upon a time, I came THIS close to reaching deity status. Alas, now nobody remembers my name here :shrug: :(

[sundog]

40. ah shaddup

:bounce: :loveya: :hug:

[belladonna]

43. Don't believe me?

Do a poll and see who remembers me and who thinks Belladonna is some skanky porn star :cry:

Oh yeah, and :hug: :loveya:

[sundog]

46. hahahaha

:rofl:

[belladonna]

48. So glad to see my plight amuses you

And btw, check your pm :P

[sundog]

55. i'm sure i put a deep wound in you

:P

[belladonna]

58. That sounds slightly....

Ummm... erotic, I think :D

[sundog]

59. i would never walk a fine line like that

O8)

[belladonna]

64. Nah, you'd prance

:D :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

69. You and her Aren't the same person?

:sarcasm:

and you aren't in the same neighborhood as skanky...

RL

[belladonna]

70. Aww thanks, RL

Long time, no see :hug:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

41. I do...

but I hardly count...

:hi:

[sundog]

42. ah shaddup

:bounce: :pals:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

56. Cool!!! You can me my diety, too!! I was gonna offer myrrh, but it's not

visually appealing. How about jewels??

[sundog]

61. i'm just anticipating the bloodletting rituals

:bounce:

[belladonna]

44. You count to me

:hi:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

49. Awesome!! Will you me MY diety?? Here's some Franken sense...

[belladonna]

54. Sure, why not?

Course, I have to get back to studying soon, but I'll can be your deity in absentia or something like that :shrug:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

57. It's cool. What are you studying? I will pray to you for you to do well.

[belladonna]

63. At the moment?

Medical terminology and it's making me sorta :crazy:

Who knew there were so many ways to say diarrhea and describe stones in yer gallbladder? :shrug:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

66. Um... I know there are TONS of 'layman' terms for diarrhea...

but we won't go there. I am no help with the professional terms. Let me know when you get to the fun anatomy stuff... :P

[belladonna]

67. Already there

This is why I'm sitting here putting things off. The nervous system makes me all :scared:

[progmom]

65. what the heck are you talking about, woman???

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[belladonna]

68. Ahh, my jello wrestling partner has arrived

:D :hi: :loveya:

[progmom]

71. happy as a clam

...to see you here.

:pals:

[belladonna]

72. I'm hoping to be around more in a few weeks

Things look to get a little less hectic around here, for awhile anyway :crazy:

[jim3775]

50. I nominate Eris

I also moninate The Principia Discordia to be the official sacred text.

Loungers shall partake of no hot dog buns.

[Chichiri]

53. BOW BEFORE ME, MERE MORTALS!!!

Or suffer.


That is all.

[liberaltrucker]

73. I nominate either

KitchenWitch or Maddie McCall. These ladies have their heads togetherO8)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

75. Ahem

:beer:

[sundog]

76. you buyin the beer?

:beer:

you get my vote if you do :bounce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

77. Beer springs eternal from my fingertips

My very essence is the fount, the wellspring of all divine brews. :beer:

[sundog]

78. extra stout?

:bounce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

80. But of course...

[Maddy McCall]

79. I vote Oscar for anthropomorphic lounge diety.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

81. He says he won't run if nominated, but he will let you take him for a walk

for ten dollars. The animal is scrupleless.

[Wetzelbill]

82. I nominate either bicentennial_baby or A-Schwarzenegger.....

bi_baby because she pretty much owns me. And, A-S, because he has near zen-like wisdom. Maybe even beyond Zen-like wisdom.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

93. My wisdom leaves Zen so far behind

that as I'm looking over my shoulder to see how far back it is
I run into it.

[khashka]

83. I would apply for the post

but let's face it... I don't stand a chance. So it's gotta be progmom. She's already a goddess.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

85. I always assumed there was a type of pantheism going on here

Such that we're all part of the deity.

Plus - I would note that being a deity or not being a deity is not by election, and one doesn't really get a choice in the matter. Therefore if we're going to have one - you get whether you want to or not. :P

[terrya]

86. I suppose it would be Skinner. Since, well, it's his website and all.

[Sugar Smack]

87. Honey, I love you but you can't be a lounge deity because

I am about to bring you to your knees.

********HIT IT, DIVAS!!!!!!!!!!*************


(Ooooooh, oooh-ah)
Now I told you so you ought to know
(Oooooh) It takes some time for a feelin' to grow
(Oooooh) You're so close now I can't let you go
(Oooooh) And I can't let go



(With you I'm not shy) to show the way I feel
(With you I might try) my secrets to reveal
For you are a magnet and I am steel

I can hope that I'll hold you for long
(Oooooh) You're a woman who's lost to your song
(Oooooh) But the love that I feel is so strong
(Oooooh) And it can't be wrong

(With you I'm not shy) to show the way I feel
(With you I might try) my secrets to reveal
For you are a magnet and I am steel

(Oooooh)
(Oooooh)
(Oooooh)

(With you I'm not shy) to show the way I feel
(With you I might try) my secrets to reveal
For you are a magnet and I am steel
For you are a magnet and I am steel
For you are a magnet and I am steel



;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :P :loveya:

[sundog]

89. hahahaha

:rofl:

:bounce:

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

90. *curtseying* all for you, my master,

King of the jungle!

:bounce: :loveya: :bounce:

[MissMillie]

88. Can one be a diety and a bad-ass at the same time?

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

92. Hmm, we should require resumes, including...

credentials, miracles performed, and references from previous worshippers.

[Taverner]

95. Progmom is my copiliot

I thought everyone understood who Goddess emporor was?