post your messages to progmom here

[sundog]

she might respond to you in the next hour or two :eyes:

[Jara sang]

1. sundog has a "g" in it

so does progmom...

[auntAgonist]

2. sundog has an 'o'

in it and so does progmom.

:hi:

[Floogeldy]

3. progmom

Could you please move your radio show to the evening, so I don't sleep through it anymore?

Thanks. :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. I have other means of summoning her

[sundog]

7. i guess i'll have to resort to full moon voodoo rituals again

[progmom]

9. yes please

i want to see if we can kill DU again!

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Did she hurt her hand?

Is that why she can't type and is having you relay her messages? :shrug:

[sundog]

16. she's developmentally delayed this evening

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. That's sad

[sundog]

22. now that i think about it... it is

[progmom]

19. this evening?

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

6. progmom... what is your favorite color?

:D :bounce:

[progmom]

8. no - what is YOUR favorite color?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

11. All of them... and in the tradition of sundog...

[progmom]

13. not you too.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!






x(

[Misunderestimator]

15. ...

[progmom]

35. Ah, well, sure. You can, um, light my cigarette, if you're of a mind to.

:shrug:

[sundog]

14. i just choked

:rofl:

[sundog]

10. progmom, where do babies come from?

[progmom]

12. Capistrano

You didn't know that?

[sundog]

18. progmom, what's the meaning of life?

[progmom]

23. I looked at you tonight and you weren't there...

And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard.

[sundog]

25. .

:spray:

[progmom]

31. I'm loud and I'm vulgar

...and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not.

[sundog]

92. progmom, do you like my pants?

[progmom]

100. I said I was impressed.

I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

[yvr girl]

20. Progmom, why wouldn't you sleep with me?

I felt really left out.

[progmom]

26. you wouldn't get off the brownies

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. !

:spray: :rofl:

[yvr girl]

33. I swear, I only had one

or two. Three tops.

[progmom]

77. and then you slept on them

based on your reaction to the whole experience...i am going to vote for three or more.

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. progmom, why is sundog insane?

:shrug:

[sundog]

24. progmom, what's wrong with rev acts?

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. progmom, why is sundog bothering me?

It's sad.

[sundog]

29. progmom, was rev acts born evil?

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. progmom, is sundog really a dog?

[sundog]

32. progmom, why am i getting hair down there?

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. progmom, what is sundog talking about?

[sundog]

36. progmom, why does rev acts lie all the time?

[progmom]

37. see...you're not even talking to me anymore

x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. progmom, why are you pouting?

[sundog]

40. progmom, why do you think i'm not talking to you anymore?

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. progmom, why does sundog interrupt me all the time?

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. progmom, why does it hurt when I go like this?

[sundog]

41. progmom, why aren't you answering our questions?

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. progmom, why are you being so aloof?

[sundog]

45. progmom, why are you ignoring us?

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. progmom, why don't you love us anymore?

[sundog]

47. progmom, aren't we cool anymore?

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. progmom, do we smell?

[sundog]

50. progmom, could you help me understand the pythagorean theorem?

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. progmom, will you scratch my back?

[progmom]

if you come to DC in September...sure

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. progmom, why don't I have a teleporter?

[progmom]

88. because you're real?

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. progmom, why aren't teleporters real?

[progmom]

118. because.

now finish your dinner.

[progmom]

71. yes.

if you have a right angle triangle, and you know the length of two of the sides, you can determine the length of the third using this formula:

c squared = a squared + b squared

where c is the hypotenuse, or longest side.

oh fuck it - you don't really need me to explain this to you...

[sundog]

79. progmom, why are you so kind to me?

[progmom]

85. because

i think you're really really kind.
and really really smart.
and really really funny.

:hi:

[sundog]

89. progmom, do you believe in angels?

[progmom]

91. i don't know

:shrug:

[sundog]

93. progmom, why is this thread like a maze?

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. progmom, why does sundog act like a blonde sometimes?

[sundog]

99. progmom, why do my sides hurt?

[RevolutionaryActs]

103. progmom, why do our sides hurt?

[sundog]

105. progmom, did i already ask this question before?

[progmom]

109. probably

probably.

[progmom]

76. like chlorine

:shrug:

[sundog]

82. progmom, do you like the smell of chlorine?

[progmom]

86. not really

:shrug:

[sundog]

96. progmom, why are you so indecisive this evening?

[progmom]

104. i often am

:shrug:

[sundog]

117. progmom, are indecisiveness and sadness closely linked?

[progmom]

121. no.

but strangely, indecisiveness and opinionatedness appear to be linked.

[sundog]

124. progmom, where do babies come from? and why am i asking this again?

[progmom]

129. Long John Silvers

[sundog]

134. progmom, will you tell me the story of long dong silver?

[swag]

43. Do ya like scratchin'?

[progmom]

59. very cool

:thumbsup:

talented turntable-ists have my stamp of approval. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. progmom, is this thread on fire yet?

[sundog]

51. progmom, why are rev acts & i the only ones participating?

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. progmom, are we outcasts?

[sundog]

54. progmom, do you like my new boots?

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. progmom, aren't sundogs new boots just the most?

[progmom]

56. holy crap

those are....furry.

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. progmom, do you think sundog and I are funny?

[progmom]

65. yes.

very very much so.

:loveya:

[sundog]

58. progmom, do you hate us?

[progmom]

60. i was otherwise engaged

but i am all yours (for a few moments at least)

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. progmom, are you cheating on us?

[progmom]

63. yes

sorry. :hi:

[sundog]

62. progmom, for how long are we yours?

[progmom]

64. until i fall asleep

:shrug:

[sundog]

66. progmom, why do people sleep?

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. progmom, do androids dream of electric sheep?

[sundog]

68. progmom, do aliens believe in us?

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. progmom, do you believe in us?

[sundog]

72. progmom, why wasn't this nomonated for the greatest page?

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. progmom, does everyone hate us?

[sundog]

78. progmom, my ear is bleeding... what should i do?

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. progmom, why does sundog make me laugh?

[sundog]

84. progmom, where am i anymore in this tread?

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. progmom, why can't I stop?

[sundog]

94. progmom, why am i crying?

[progmom]

98. because happiness and sadness are so close together?

[sundog]

102. progmom, will you help me?

[progmom]

106. anytime, baby

:hi:

[sundog]

112. progmom, will you go hold up a liquor store?

[RevolutionaryActs]

115. progmom, is sundog a drunkard?

[sundog]

122. progmom, is rev acts a crack addict?

[progmom]

133. no...more of a meth head.

[RevolutionaryActs]

136. progmom, why are you lying?

[progmom]

139. to protect you

:hug:

[sundog]

138. progmom, why can't i remember the next question i was going to ask you?

[progmom]

73. sundog, why won't you respond to me upthread?

[sundog]

75. progmom, why won't you give me a link?

[progmom]

81. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3879002&mesg_id=3879124

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3879002&mesg_id=3879066

[NoSheep]

70. i would but i don't know her.

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. progmom, why is sundog crying?

[progmom]

101. because he live in a place named after

the rear end of a pachyderm.

[sundog]

108. progmom, why do you use big words?

[progmom]

111. because i am incorrigible

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

113. progmom, are you laughing with us or at us?

[progmom]

116. because of you

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

119. progmom, how many times have I typed 'progmom' tonight?

[progmom]

123. is it starting to look weird when you type it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

126. progmom, what should I do?

[sundog]

128. progmom, how many progmoms are on my autofill?

[progmom]

141. not enough

never enough.

feed my ego. feed it!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

144. progmom, why can't I stay awake all night?

[progmom]

145. because you're real?

and i am going to bed now too. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

149. progmom, why do I have to say goodnight in the form of a question?

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

110. progmom, does he live in a place called Elephant-butt?

[progmom]

125. where would you rather have him live?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

130. Rhino-ass?

[sundog]

140. progmom, why isn't rev acts answering in the form of a question?

[RevolutionaryActs]

142. progmom, what is sundog talking about?

[sundog]

143. progmom, why isn't rev acts putting 'progmom' before her question?

[RevolutionaryActs]

146. progmom, why is sundog being anal-retentive?

[jpgray]

107. Where's my money?

:shrug:

[progmom]

114. i earned that money, fair and square

:grr:

[sundog]

120. progmom, what is jpgray talking about?

[jpgray]

127. We made a bet

That by the end of the night you would post sixty times with her name in the subject totally on your own and with no provocation.

:shrug:

[sundog]

132. progmom, why is jpgray so special?

[progmom]

135. everyone is special, sweet sundog

:grouphug:

[jpgray]

131. At least give me back my Cecil Taylor records

I want to annoy my neighbors and confuse my friends. :D

[progmom]

137. unit structures?

or that one he did with mary lou williams?

[jpgray]

148. I have a friend who is sexually attracted to Mary Lou Williams

As she appears on photos that are 60+ years old, of course. :o

[progmom]

155. mary lou was hot

and brilliant...which makes her even more hot.

[jpgray]

156. A great composer

And yeah. Hot.

[progmom]

147. goodnight!

:hug:

[sundog]

150. progmom, why do i have to go to bed too?

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

152. :(

:cry:

[sundog]

153. ...

[RevolutionaryActs]

154. :sniff:

[RevolutionaryActs]

151. :)

:loveya: :hug: