I want to thank the Lounge Lizards and Nighthawks!

[KitchenWitch]

I had a day from hell, and you guys helped get me out of my funk!

:yourock:

:grouphug:

[enigmatic]

1. Anything for you

:hug:

[Floogeldy]

2. Who, me?

[enigmatic]

5. Jim Thorpe!

Good call:thumbsup:

[Floogeldy]

7. Ha ha!

Can I send you a PM, enigmatic?

:)

[enigmatic]

8. You got it!

:)

[KitchenWitch]

9. Hey...quit jacking my thread

:grr:

[enigmatic]

12. Ok

You get a couple requests on my show for my apology:)

[KitchenWitch]

13. Ok

Peter Gabriel's Games without Frontiers

Jimi Hendrix's version of Voodoo Child (slight return)

[enigmatic]

14. I've got Hendrix

I'll put it on in a bit..

[KitchenWitch]

15. cool!

[Reciprocity]

3. Honey your just tired, that all.

I'm Tired
Lilli Von Shtupp (Blazing Saddles)

Here I stand, the goddess of desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning, noon, and night
it's drinks and dancing
some quick romancing
And then a shower

Stagecoach johnnies constantly suwwound me
they always hound me
with one reqwest
Who can satisfy their lustful habit?
I'm not a wabbit!
I need some west!

I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired...
Tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm tired!

I've been with sousands of men
again and again.
They promise the moon
They always coming and going and going and coming...
and always too soon!
Right girls?

I'm tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
Goddammit, I'm exhausted!

(spoken) Hello cowboy, what's your name?
(cowboy) Tex, ma'am!
(spoken) Taxmam! Tell me Taxmam, are you in show business?
(cowboy) Nope!
(spoken) Then why don't you get your fwigging feet off the stage!

(sung) ah ah ah ah, etc.
(spoken) Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat or are you chust enjoyink the show?
(sung) ah ah ah ah, etc.
(cowboy 2) Oh miss Lili! Oh my lovely baby! Oh my pussycat! Aha ha ha ha! Put it there baby, put it... ahooo!

Tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a cwying shame
I'm so tired.

(chorus) She's tired
(Mel Brooks) She's tired!
(chorus) Sick and tired of love
(Mel Brooks) Give her a break!
(chorus) She's had her fill of love
(Mel Brooks) She's not a snake!
(chorus) From below and above
(Mel Brooks) Can't you see she's sick!
(chorus) Tired!
(Mel Brooks) She's bushed!
(chorus) Tired of being admired!
(Mel Brooks) Let her alone!
(chorus) Tired of love uninspired!
(Mel Brooks) Get off the phone!
(chorus) She's tired!
(Mel Brooks) Don't you know she's pooped?!

I've been with sousands of men
Again and again
They all sing the same tune
They start Byron and Shelley
then jump on your belly
and bust your balloon
Oy!


Tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a fwiggin' shame
I'm so...
(spoken)Let's face it. Everything below the waist... is kaput!
(chorus) Tired!

[Heidi]

4. You're family, KW.

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. I'm so glad, my dear KitchenWitch....

You of all people around here should not be having a bad day...

May there be no more days from hell!

:woohoo: :grouphug:

[Tom Kitten]

10. one last question before I comment...

do you love owls?

[KitchenWitch]

11. Yes I do

Fantastic and terrifying birds.

[Tom Kitten]

18. symbols of wisdom and strength though

there is one hanging around here lately and I'm on the fringe of downtown...

For some reason little owl reminded me of you...

maybe it's just the Athena vibes I get...

[KitchenWitch]

19. Wow, I am honored

Strange place for an owl though...we have them in our backyard, we also have coyotes...and this is suburban Minneapolis area.

[madrchsod]

16. i have no idea

[KitchenWitch]

17. Now I am confused

:shrug:

[madrchsod]

20. really- i have no idea

i just got off work and i have no idea why i even went there. i must have made about 55 dollars take home pay tonight..really i have no idea. but i`m sure i will have a brillant idea when i wake up

[KitchenWitch]

21. >>>

I have had months at a stretch where I did not have two alert braincells to rub together, I totally get it!

[BikeWriter]

22. U R A Sweety!

I'll stay away from the badgers, too. :)

[KitchenWitch]

23. Thanks BW

That means a lot!