Man Breaks Into Woman's House, Falls Asleep In Her Bed

[matcom]

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ARNOLD, Pa. --Although the bed may have felt just right, police say the way a drug suspect got there was all wrong. Police in Arnold, 17 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, charged Ernest Demar Boyd, 32, of Wilkinsburg, with breaking into a woman's house and sleeping in her bed after she found him there just before 2 a.m. Wednesday.

Police also said they found a white powder on Boyd and 17 white rocks, which they said are either drugs or a substance meant to look like crack cocaine.

"What is that? It looks like soap to me," Boyd said after police found the white rocks in his pants pocket, along with some cash, according to a criminal complaint.

Boyd was charged with possession with intent to deliver crack cocaine, drug possession, distribution of a counterfeit drug, receiving stolen property and robbery.

Police charged Boyd with robbery because they said he took $20 from the woman when she tried to wake him up. Boyd told the woman to leave him alone, so she went and called police.

Boyd was in the Westmoreland County Jail on Thursday; bail was set at $25,000. It wasn't immediately clear if he has an attorney.

Boyd faces a preliminary hearing Aug. 25 before New Kensington District Judge Frank Pallone Jr.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/08/19/drug_suspect_found_asleep_in_womans_bed?mode=PF

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. wow

that stairsteppin' smiley has certainly picked up the pace! I'm glad that he and the hip-slappin' hippo haven't had to go on hiatus due to the new sig rules. :hi:

[DIKB]

2. ah

very clever, the two .gifs were merged to abide by the rules.

[demnan]

3. What do you know

a stoned male Little Red Riding Hood.

[hippiechick]

4. Didn't Matthew Broderick or Charlie Sheen do that too ?

:wtf:

[underpants]

14. Morton Downey Jr.

I think he just ended up in the wrong bedroom in the wrong house. He was very tired.

[progmom]

16. No...Robert Downey, Jr

:rofl:

[underpants]

19. Okay need to go get some coffee

:rofl: indeed.

[Sannum]

20. He WAS tired.

The house also kinda looked like his too.

:rofl:

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[progmom]

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[progmom]

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[Misunderestimator]

21. Got your post count high enough yet?

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[underpants]

15. Three names and the middle one is "Demar"

Trrrrouble