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Fri Aug-19-05 08:33 AM
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On The Inside - With Newsman Matt Drudge |
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President Bush enjoyed a nice steak and egg breakfast this morning at his Texas ranch, here's the rest of today's schedule.
9:30 - Morning nap
10:30am: Discuss renaming of the Interstate highway system to be called Praiseways, with signs to be cross shaped and blazened with "In God We Trust"
12:00 noon - Lunch Fiesta! Authentic frozen taquitos served with Tostitos and a jar of cheese - eat outside with Consuela the party goat
1:30pm - Siesta
3:30pm - Bike ridin' in at the hottest time of day, to maximize toughness
5:15pm - Make fun of Cheney's pasty flab
5:30pm - Discuss trade or the war or some other shit that Cheney usually takes care of
6:30pm - Supper - Texas steer, with Texas spices
7:30pm - That Steinfeld show that I love so bad
8:00pm - Swattin skeeters
9:00pm - Bedtime Prayers
9:20pm - Bedtime
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:40 AM
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Richardo
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:42 AM
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2. Newsman Matt Drudge! I have a two part question.... |
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:45 AM
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5. I appreciate your question |
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We've been advised not to answer that question at this time.
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:47 AM
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6. Very funny. Question one: |
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Edited on Fri Aug-19-05 08:47 AM by Richardo
You've been away from DU for an extended period of time. Why is that?
Question two: Is it true that the reason for that absence is that you were posting on another board under the names "Jeff Gannon" and/or "BulldogHot4U"?
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:56 AM
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Edited on Fri Aug-19-05 08:57 AM by Newsman Matt Drudge
As you might recall, I live in my authoritarin mother's basement, and subsist on Mountain Dew and spray cheese (Mother doesn't know what I do with the whippets sometimes!). Well, I was working very hard for quite some time to make sure that Our Glorious Leader was (cough) re-elected (cough). Since that time, I've been "returning some favors" so to speak.
I was posting on another board during that time, but I am NOT Jeff Gannon. Although to say I know him well would be a (cough) understatement (cough). My other screen name is usually CUNextTuesday.
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:42 AM
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3. Matt Drudge is a newsman? |
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Fri Aug-19-05 08:42 AM
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4. What's on tap for today? |
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Hide and go seek with KKKondi and AshKKKroft?
Pin the tail on the DONKEY?
Practice phony Texas Persona: 1 Hr?
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