It doesn't have to be a crisis.

[Sugar Smack]

It doesn't HAVE to be a crisis, but it is.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. It never really is a crisis.

It's all in your head.

[Sugar Smack]

3. It's in our heads, and it may be the full moon.

I'm just gazing impotently at all the bat-shittedness going on around me as I try to pace myself.

[progmom]

2. but will it feel like a crisis tomorrow?

[Sugar Smack]

6. It may, BUT..."when I was just a little girl-

I asked my mother
What will I be?"

It could be I have an advantage because I took an actual "chill pil".

[Shell Beau]

4. If it doesn't have to be, then why is it?

[Sugar Smack]

8. I don't know. I'm working with Camille, Mommie Dearest,

Mr. Rochester, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Diana Ross. Everyon'e just losing it, and it's Friday. You want to know what I just heard someone yell?

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING STAPLER?" Geeze.

[Shell Beau]

10. Oh yeah! I know the scenario.

My aunt makes everything simple into a crisis. But remember it is Friday!

[Sugar Smack]

12. Friday! Be happy along with me, then!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Man, I just want to tell them to close their eyes and think of Snoopy.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

5. I know some people for whom EVERTHING is a crisis.

:eyes:

[Sugar Smack]

9. There ya go. I work in an office,

and there are deadlines, and there are personality clashes, all sorts of things that can be addressed, but without the level of urgency. Maybe I should surprise everyone with a beer run or something. Maybe that'll shut 'em up. :)

[JimmyJazz]

7. Crisis? What Crisis?

:shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

11. Missing staplers, someone not replacing a roll of toilet paper,

a jam in the printer. You know, earth-shatteringly huge matters. I wish the people in my office would calm down, because it's Friday, and because nothing in this job has to be a crisis. :hi:

[swag]

13. Your office needs some more public nail trimming, flossing, and

consumption of pimiento cheese.

Your office needs some Dorito eating telephone calls.

[Sugar Smack]

14. Oh, we have something even lovelier than that.

We have a dozen women in the same room on the same monthly cycle, and we have a full moon tonight. I'm donning my party hat and pulling on my trench coat.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[swag]

15. Oh, the tides.

I'm happy you have a plan for personal salvation.

[Sugar Smack]

16. *curtseys*

Thank you. Wow. Just seeing your name soothes me. How cool is that? You're the best.

[swag]

17. Oh, my stars and garters, you are too kind to me.

Sugar Smack Ichiban!

And Happy Friday, pretty lady.

[no name no slogan]

18. oh that totally sucks sweetie

here, have a few
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
and a couple of these too
:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

and just remember, in a few short hours you'll be getting off--
WORK, that is!!! :evilgrin:

(oh shit i hope i don't get this thread deleted) :silly:

[Sugar Smack]

19. LOL!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much, little jewel. How can we get these people to chill out? You get the chloroform, I'll get the hankies? You get the drugs, I'll get the beer? Maybe we can sic bridgit on them and she can "ZEN" them down!!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[no name no slogan]

20. I'm sure I've got a tranquilizer gun around here somewhere

sounds like we may have our work cut out for us, huh? :loveya:

I have to go look at something in my dic
tionary-- the three-volume OED set. If a word isn't in there, it probably doesn't exist!

:evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

21. We may be forced to use the elephant tranquilizer on

Diana Ross, over there. She's screaming like she just sat on a tack. Who knows, maybe she did! :D

[no name no slogan]

22. Nothing like big game hunting at the office

sure beats the hell out of office golf! :D

ON EDIT: oh, I almost forgot-- my sphin
x statue says "howdy"!

[Sugar Smack]

23. *gasp* You're trying to get my thread evaporated,

aren't you?


********goes straight into Scarlett O'Hara mode***********

[no name no slogan]

24. uh-uh, i swear

*trying to look innocent, and failing miserably* :dunce:

check you PMs.... :D