So I scored total brownie points with that cute waitress

[HEyHEY]

As I was paying she was talking about her diet to me, she said she was sick for awhile and gained five pounds, I just said "Really I sure as hell haven't noticed."
Got me a very nice smile and a flirty laugh.

Sigh.... oh cute waitress thou dost pine for thee.

[Fenris]

1. I dub thee "British Columbia's Ladies' Man"

:D

[HEyHEY]

3. That's a pretty auspicious title - Jason Priestly is from here

[Richardo]

2. shouldn't that be "I doth pine for thee"?

Congrats, BTW. Cute waitress flirting = fun.

[HEyHEY]

4. Not sure, I have no idea

[MercutioATC]

31. Unless she's pining for herself, yes.

If she IS actually pining for herself, RUN AWAY!

;)

[Canadian Socialist]

34. Maybe she's just

pining for the fjords?

[MercutioATC]

36. Hell, I pine for the fjords...nothing wrong with that.

:)

[asthmaticeog]

5. If she offers to show you her panties, DON'T DECLINE, stud.

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

6. I'm pretty sure I' coulda asked her out

But she's at work... if only I could run into her outside of work somewhere.

[Blue-Jay]

10. I suggest you follow her home.

[HEyHEY]

19. way ahead of ya

I plan to surprise her outside her door late tonight!

[tigereye]

26. why doncha just ask her?

it could be done discreetly, or just happen to be going by when she goes offshift?

[HEyHEY]

32. ....I can picture it now

Me: Fancy seeing you here!
Her: Not really, you've been milling about outside for 45 minutes

[dajoki]

7. now what are you gonna do?

:shrug:

[HEyHEY]

8. I don't know, I' still full from lunch

I've had a crush on this girl for a LONG time, but I won't ask her out at work, and I've never seen her kicking around town... so it's kinda a bummer

[achtung_circus]

9. What's the deal about her "work"?

Just say something like "it's nice to see you proffessionally. Would you be interested in seeing me socially?"

She'll say yes or she'll say no.

If you don't ask, you'll never know.

[Kali]

11. Just ask

good line too - I've been wanting to ask you out but didn't want to while you were working so where can I run into you?

[dajoki]

14. go back and ask her out...

the worst that can happen is if she says no.:)

[HEyHEY]

17. The thing is I really like eating there

So I can't do it at work, cause if I get the N.O. then I'd be embarrased, so hopefully I'll see her at a book store or something.

[achtung_circus]

20. Only if you let it.

There would be no reason to be embarressed. As a waitress, she undoubtedly knows how to deal with these situations without making them more than they are.

Keep it light.

Your other options are to stalk her or pine away.

[crispini]

21. Why would that be embarrassing?

Just suck it up and ask her out. A no's a no, even if it's at the restaurant or at the book store. C'mon, cowboy up and DO IT!!! :7

[tigereye]

27. i know

ask her to a booksigning, or poetry reading at some local thing, for coffee, then no harm done if she says no and good deal if she says yes. Then it won't be awkward... for either of you!

oh and my fee for romantic advice is 50 bucks... ;)

[dajoki]

33. make some small talk...

with her. feel out the situation, and when you feel the time is right , go for it.:eyes:

[johnnie]

12. Is this the same one

..That your friend told you to give her your number while she was working?

[HEyHEY]

18. Yeah

[matcom]

13. next step: buy her a bottle of ripple

and get down and FUNKY! :bounce:

[HEyHEY]

15. With a motel room key taped to it

[matcom]

16. what you don't have a CAR?

*sheesh* well, its YOUR $$

[underpants]

If he had a car he could just get a can of gas

anything she doesn't huff goes into the tank. The less she huffs the farther you can go - the longer the walk back will be for her (the further back in the woods you can get too).

Ah dating.

[tigereye]

28. I see that parenthood has had an excellent effect on you

Underpants, either that or it's the lack of sleep talkin'.

:rofl:

[underpants]

29. I am taking my wife out to eat tonight

Mother in law is watching baby for us.

I'm talking in a sittin down restaurant too AND the HappyMeal option is available.

[tigereye]

30. that's pretty good, getting out of the house so soon!

:thumbsup:

watch, you'll be calling every 5 minutes. If not, you will be doing much better than I did! I still remember how conflicted I was when mine was about 1-2 months and I went for a girl's night out!

[underpants]

25. If he had a car he could just get a can of gas

anything she doesn't huff goes into the tank. The less she huffs the farther you can go - the longer the walk back will be for her (the further back in the woods you can get too).

Ah dating.

[BikeWriter]

24. Oh, the good stuff, huh?

[WCGreen]

22. Drop a fork and look up her skirt......

That'll get her attention....

[mnmoderatedem]

23. Did you take her away from Chatchkie's

and have lunch with her at the restaurant next door? Then take her back to your place to watch Kung Fu? :)

You'll have to have seen Office Space to get the reference. :)

[Canadian Socialist]

35. Cowboy up, man!

Do you know how few eligible, EMPLOYED men there are in the Okanagan? Good lord, if I didn't live so far away I'D be stalking you (well, except for the fact that I'm too old for you, and I'm still married, but other than that, full on stalking I tell you!).

p.s. now HeyHey will never meet me when I visit the folks in Vernon.

[HEyHEY]

37. I decided I'm going to ask her out next time

Come hell, highwater, or humiliation

[leftofthedial]

38. is she a latina?

if so, find her and dance!

[HEyHEY]

39. nah, I think she may be Italian

[leftofthedial]

40. olive skin and almond eyes

black hair and passion