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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 07:36 PM
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matcom is such a groupie.
Edited on Fri Aug-19-05 07:36 PM by Maddy McCall
I offered him MY old breast pump. And my sitz bath. But is that good enough for him? Nooooo. He wants Rob Halford's breast pump.

Would it be mean of me to wish a nipple infection on him?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 07:37 PM
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1. how about a clogged duct?
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 07:38 PM
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2. I'm hoping that he gets something more along the line of nipple clap...
from Rob Halford's breast pump.

Doesn't he know that using Rob's pump is like using the pump of every person who ever sucked Rob's nipples?

Why would he endanger misunderestimator's progeny like that?

:cry:

I'm terribly worried about this baby.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 07:40 PM
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3. An early teething maybe?
I'm no expert on these things.
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