Donald and Daisy Duck, (joke, really)

[HawkerHurricane]

Donald and Daisy Duck,

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"

[clydefrand]

1. Thanks! Good laugh!

[BattyDem]

2. LOL!

:rofl:

[Hugin]

3. Where's you pants!

(Really old Donald Duck joke.)

[DIKB]

4. I love disney jokes

The characters are so well known, but most people don't know about their personal lives. For instance Mickey and Minnie are divorced.

During the divorce proceedings there was confusion as to the grounds.

Judge: I see you opted not for the No Fault Divorce but cited the reason being that she is really goofy, so to speak.

Mickey shakes his head angrily at this.

Judge: Regardless there isn't sufficient grounds for divorce, just because you're partner is . . . acting silly.

Mickey: I didn't say she was acting silly. I said she was F**king GOOFY !!!