There is a new virus

[HawkerHurricane]

There is a new virus. The code name is WORK.
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>If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail,
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>or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.
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>This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should
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>happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go
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>straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after
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>three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted
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>from your system. Forward this virus warning immediately to at
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>least five friends. Should you realize that you do not have five
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>friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and
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>WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the bar
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>and stay there until you make at least five friends. Then try to
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>resend this on. I think I have five friends, but I'm not entirely
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>positive, so I'm headed for the bar anyway...it never hurts to be safe!