LostInAnomie
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:51 AM
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Hocus Pocus! You now have a superpower! |
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:54 AM
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1. I can inflict diarrhea with a mere glance |
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Chimpy, Cheney, and the rest of the mafia would never be able to appear on television again.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:57 AM
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With mere eye contact, I can make a person do what I want...
(Hey, George, tell the truth...)
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:01 AM
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with a simple glance, I cause a person to exercise independent, critical thought, and thus become truly free.
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:28 AM
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4. Supercharged Charisma that I can use to |
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attract anyone I want and presuade anyone I want to do anything I want anytime. I'd make doubly damn sure we'd win 2008 presidential election and every other one after that for the rest of my life. Also, I'd find the woman of my dreams and actually try to win her over as opposed to my normal fear she'd laugh at my pitiful attempts to woo her...
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:35 AM
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5. It's boring, but I gotta go with flight |
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Gas prices being what they are and all...
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:36 AM
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6. i can turn into a puddle of stank water... |
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and when i do i splash up onto the shoes & socks of eva-doers making them smell so bad they have to throw them away, however, and here's the part i love the most, while they are in the throes of my process; i simply sock'em up, cuff'em & book'em dan'o :thumbsup:
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:52 AM
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7. I can become invisible |
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but only when nobody is looking.
(The Mystery Men is cool).
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:54 AM
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8. I can eat fecal waste matter |
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and shit cheeseburgers.
$2 each.
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LostInAnomie
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Sat Aug-20-05 02:04 AM
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10. What happens if you would eat the cheeseburgers? |
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Sat Aug-20-05 02:11 AM
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11. I'd crap broccoli at 59c a pound |
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so I wouldn't. Its a loss. I'm on a rigid sunflower seed, spaghetti sauce diet until I retire.
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Sat Aug-20-05 02:21 AM
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12. Yeah, I wouldn't eat my own crap either. |
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But at least with your new found powers you have the option.
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Sat Aug-20-05 01:58 AM
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9. I have the ability to create turgid epistles of crytic prolix screed |
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Well, Oz never did give nothin' to the tin man either.
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Sat Aug-20-05 02:30 AM
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13. The ability to look at a man's crotch, magically forcing him to |
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Sat Aug-20-05 02:34 AM
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14. I can end war with a wave of my hand |
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Goodbye BFEE, goodbye Halliburton, goodbye trillions of dollars wasted, millions of deaths and depletion of natural resources. Instead all of that time, money and effort could be used for the benefit of humankind (those who chose not to do good could sit home and listen to Dumbya read My Pet Goat).
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